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johnson rod

Seinfeld slang for a fake mechanical part used to jack up the price on your ignorant azz.
Mechanic: "You're gonna need a Johnson rod."

El Stupido: "Oh, a Johnson rod. Well ya better put one of those on there."
by Erix December 8, 2003
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meat rod

a rod of meat, aka a fat cock
Sam inserted his meat rod into two tasty buns
by widdywiddy December 14, 2012
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nim rod

The true definition of Nim Rod is "A great hunter", but after Bugs Bunny called Elmer Fudd this name for so long in Looney Tunes cartoons, it took on a new meaning....A moron or clutz.
Jacksonville isn't the capitol of texas, you fuckin Nim Rod
by Sho_ September 12, 2005
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ididA-rod

contest known for the strength,endurance and howls of its female celebrity participants

see Madonna,Kate Hudson,Cameron Diaz
Women over 60 are not eligible for the IdidA-rod race.
by sheila in the car June 8, 2010
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Pop a rod

I saw this hot chick walking by and popped a rod instantly. Maaan I love to pop a rod in public.
by Anuskasvo January 31, 2010
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Buffalo Hot Rod

This is where you go into a pizza shop, and one of the pizza makers jacks you off with a hot, freshly made Stromboli. Meanwhile, the head cook (usually known as Mr. Pudgie) prods your butthole with a chicken wing covered in x-tra hot sauce and shards of crystal meth. After you cum into the Stromboli, they have you fart out the meth, x-tra hot sauce and subsequent anal blood into a piping bag, which they use to inject the contents of into the cum-filled meat pocket. You get to take this home to your family, along with the bloody, meth and blood-covered x-tra hot wing as a garnish. Dinner can now be served.
Little Billy: “I’m hungry, daddy”.

Dad: “You know we’re on a budget, you little shit! Why don’t you eat some creamed corn from the cupboard? .. and don’t forget to share it with your sister!!”

Mom: “You know little Janie and little Billy are allergic to both cream AND corn, you lazy, unemployed, drug-addled gambling addict son-of-a-bitch!!”

Little Janie: *muffled cries*

Dad: “Goddamnit you fucking twat!! Why did I have to cum inside your wretched fish tank, instead of being smart by shooting my load into your adult diaper??!! .. *tries to calm down* .. Ok look.. My asshole is pretty much healed up from the last time, so why don’t I go down to Pudgie’s Pizza to get us all a Buffalo Hot Rod?”

Mom, Little Janie & Little Billy: “Yay!!!!”

Dad: “Daddy loves you”

Audience: “Awww”

*end scene*
by cocktupus January 5, 2021
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GET ROD

Get rod is a term that refers to "go fuck yourself"
Yo bro, I was chill but then this bro got wild it was unchill so I told him to GET ROD. It was chill
by The Pabs September 28, 2010
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