Mechanic: "You're gonna need a Johnson rod."
El Stupido: "Oh, a Johnson rod. Well ya better put one of those on there."
El Stupido: "Oh, a Johnson rod. Well ya better put one of those on there."
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Little Billy: “I’m hungry, daddy”.
Dad: “You know we’re on a budget, you little shit! Why don’t you eat some creamed corn from the cupboard? .. and don’t forget to share it with your sister!!”
Mom: “You know little Janie and little Billy are allergic to both cream AND corn, you lazy, unemployed, drug-addled gambling addict son-of-a-bitch!!”
Little Janie: *muffled cries*
Dad: “Goddamnit you fucking twat!! Why did I have to cum inside your wretched fish tank, instead of being smart by shooting my load into your adult diaper??!! .. *tries to calm down* .. Ok look.. My asshole is pretty much healed up from the last time, so why don’t I go down to Pudgie’s Pizza to get us all a Buffalo Hot Rod?”
Mom, Little Janie & Little Billy: “Yay!!!!”
Dad: “Daddy loves you”
Audience: “Awww”
*end scene*
Dad: “You know we’re on a budget, you little shit! Why don’t you eat some creamed corn from the cupboard? .. and don’t forget to share it with your sister!!”
Mom: “You know little Janie and little Billy are allergic to both cream AND corn, you lazy, unemployed, drug-addled gambling addict son-of-a-bitch!!”
Little Janie: *muffled cries*
Dad: “Goddamnit you fucking twat!! Why did I have to cum inside your wretched fish tank, instead of being smart by shooting my load into your adult diaper??!! .. *tries to calm down* .. Ok look.. My asshole is pretty much healed up from the last time, so why don’t I go down to Pudgie’s Pizza to get us all a Buffalo Hot Rod?”
Mom, Little Janie & Little Billy: “Yay!!!!”
Dad: “Daddy loves you”
Audience: “Awww”
*end scene*
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