Throwing rocks at old people

To take a shower

Y'von: "Hey Jorge, what are you doing?"

Jorge: "I be throwing rocks at old people."

Y'von: "Oh, well that explains why you are naked and covered with water."

by Johnny_Feelgood July 9, 2010

God Rocks

Round firm boobs that sit nice and high all on their own, without any support, and have sexy cleavage without man made assistance.

Scarlett Johanssen has awesome god rocks!

by Tanya Tightone March 9, 2008

box of rocks

In sports (real and fantasy) a term used to describe a trade where the other side got nothing of any real value in return.

"Philadelphia traded their whole team to New York for nothing but a box of rocks."
"Derek is trying to get Joe's best outfielder, second baseman and pitcher for a box of rocks."

by Henry II August 13, 2006

kick rocks

asking someone to leave...

You need to kick rocks before bunyard sees you around here

by jess July 8, 2003

Mike Jones On The Rocks

A combination of pina colada mix (Pineapple juice, coconut shreds, rum) and a banana served on the rocks. A virgin version can be made without rum. This amazingly tasty drink was created in the mind of a person named Zack Began in the city of Cancun, Mexico. It was hit off on the last day of his vacation and was enjoyed by the whole entire hotel of Moon Palace for the next week. Zack, David, Alicia, and Brendan are hoping to spread this drink along the west coast so it becomes a permanet on most drink menus.

I got a Mike Jones On The Rocks the other day, and it was practically an orgasm in my mouth!
I love Mike Jones's on the rocks!

by Mike Jones14 December 24, 2008

nelson rocks

coolest student at berkeley.

the nelson rocks. (just ask him)

by nelso December 16, 2004

twelve rocks in a box

a jury. You, and eleven of your fellow citizens if you've ever served jury duty. Derogatory, may be used by defense or prosecution counsel if you came back with a verdict that went against them.

"The guy had a .15 BAC, hit a parked car, and puked on the officer, but those twelve rocks in a box came back with a "Not Guilty". Can you believe it? I need to do insurance law..."

by redwoodempiredev June 24, 2008