Slow roast

To maintain a potential (though currently non feasible) romantic relationship through low effort activities (esp. texting) will the intention of a romantic payoff at some indefinite time.

Yo John, what's going on with that girl?

Yo I'm just slow roasting her. She ain't my main bitch though so it's cool. Maybe someday.

by Anal8 September 12, 2013

Poising the roast

A male mistress throwing a fit when his woman is late coming home and he has to eat dinner alone. Can pout or go to extreme measures for attention.

"Keep this up and I might have to start poising the roast"

by bear and kitten October 11, 2020

Roast rips

It is where you begin roasting someone and then soon let one rip from laughing so hard

"Dude, did you hear about when Joey began to diss Danny and then had one of those roast rips?"

by Lawgster December 26, 2016

One-Roast

The act of pulling a sexual partner and having sex for one night then never contacting them again.

I stayed at colins house and he fell asleep so i gave stacey the one-roast.

by Leishmeato July 18, 2010

Nugget Roast

A unique take on the traditional spit roast where a female amputee, missing both arms and legs, engages in sexual intercourse with two males. One male enters the mouth while the other enters the twat, thus suspending the female between the two like a stuffed pig. The males then proceed to slowly rotate the female as if she was cooking over an open fire.

Al: Hey Finlay, me and Wollman totally nugget roasted that amputee last night.

by Pink sock lollipop November 8, 2018

Roasted Marshmallow

Before intercourse the man sets his pubes on fire and quickly puts it out with whipped cream, while the partner licks it

James: Dude, I got way too kinky with my girlfriend last night
Tony: Did you guys do the Roasted Marshmallow?
James: Hell yeah

by Bigger fatty January 29, 2018

roasted western

Bring one cup of feces and one cup urine to a boil in a medium sauce pan and let simmer on medium heat while receiving a blow job. Right before ejaculation, throw the scalding mixture onto the females tits.

"Margie's breast are real gross since Stu gave her the roasted western"

by catarack November 10, 2015