Slow roast

To maintain a potential (though currently non feasible) romantic relationship through low effort activities (esp. texting) will the intention of a romantic payoff at some indefinite time.

Yo John, what's going on with that girl?

Yo I'm just slow roasting her. She ain't my main bitch though so it's cool. Maybe someday.

by Anal8 September 12, 2013

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roasted western

Bring one cup of feces and one cup urine to a boil in a medium sauce pan and let simmer on medium heat while receiving a blow job. Right before ejaculation, throw the scalding mixture onto the females tits.

"Margie's breast are real gross since Stu gave her the roasted western"

by catarack November 10, 2015

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hog roasting

The act of someone taking a penis in the ass and in the mouth giving the appearance that the individual is being roasted like a hog over a fire

John:"did you here what me and Jenny did?"
Tim: "no..."
john:"me and Jim totally were hog roasting her"

by jimmyboy85 December 7, 2009

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Nugget Roast

A unique take on the traditional spit roast where a female amputee, missing both arms and legs, engages in sexual intercourse with two males. One male enters the mouth while the other enters the twat, thus suspending the female between the two like a stuffed pig. The males then proceed to slowly rotate the female as if she was cooking over an open fire.

Al: Hey Finlay, me and Wollman totally nugget roasted that amputee last night.

by Pink sock lollipop November 8, 2018

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Roast down

Roast down is another term for smoking pot. Alot of it to be exact. Usually done in a car to get maximum effect.

Jimbo: Yooooooo! What you doing after school?

Danny: Nothing much just chillin.

Jimbo: Then come with me after school and we'll fuckin roast down in my car.

Danny: Sounds good to me, cya after 8th Jimbo.

by James Francooooo September 10, 2013

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