functionally retarded

Mental deficiency characterized by stumbling speech, disconnection with reality, and unrestrained ego, yet behavior which is accepted by at most 50% of the population.

George W. Bush is functionally retarded.

by John Manyjars June 20, 2008

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retarded giant

The conclusion of a sex act where after the male climaxes, he rolls off of his partner, roots through their purse/wallet for cash, and then heads out to get something to eat.

Sharon was pissed that James pulled a retarded giant on her last night. He didn't even ask her if she wanted anything from Jack in the Box.

by BuiltForComfort1981 June 30, 2009

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When a girl is having a foursome with 3 guys. 2 guys standing to her sides and one in front. the 2 guys on her sides get handjobs and the guy in front gets blown. The part that makes this different than the flying flamingo is that the girl does everything not simultaneously. This makes the girl look like a retarded flying flamingo.

I walked in on my sister, she was doing the retarded flying flamingo.

by Realmenrideponies September 7, 2010

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fuckin retarded syndrome

When one is so retarded that they are put on the spectrum. They usually look a lil bit munted/ very much potatoed.

Hey you! You have fuckin retarded syndrome! You munted idiot!

by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014

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Digital Retardation

The process by which Google Drive is too stupid to realize that someone who uploaded a video is the owner of that video file, thus prompting them to share the file with themselves before they have access to download their own video.

Man, I can't believe I'm seeing such Digital Retardation in today's society. I just wanted to download my video!

by BillyWorder12 April 9, 2019

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Spiritually Retarded

Like mentally retarded, by spiritually

Nick is Spiritually Retarded

by DragoFlee May 10, 2019

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mental retardation

Effect of listening to one of George W Bush's state of the union address's.

John: Hey Fred, where's Tom?

Fred: He was sent to a crazy house.

John: What? Why?

Fred: He watched one of George W Bush's speeches and came down with a case of mental retardation.

John: Oh.

by jokemonkey March 4, 2008

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