Remotenay

Pronounced rem-ott-enn-ay.

Remotenay is the syndrome caused by losing the television remote, that makes people watch something along the lines of an auction channel, all day long, because they can't be arsed to walk three yards to turn it over.

Person #1: Hey, put the football on for me.
Person #2: Get off the phone and do it yourself.
Person #1: Bloody hell! I have remotenay and you won't even help me?
Person #2: I live three hours away, do it yourself.

by Rhys H September 3, 2007

Remodel

This usually happens after eating a the $5 meatball marinara sandwich special at the corner dive bar. Once you've realized it was on special, because the sauce already turned toxic, it's too late. Before you can get your pants and underwear to your ankles, the repainting of your bathroom has already begun. As you hit the floor, face first, passing out due to the pain, your ass is turned into a mini Bellagio fountain dancing to "Singing in the Rain"

I'm sorry I didn't mean to remodel your bathroom.

by Drawnats May 22, 2015

remove

A feature used to delete definitions that are wrong, biased, vague, offensive, hateful, or made solely to annoy people.

This guy's definition of "woman" is "The useless piece of skin that surrounds a vagina." Ha ha, very funny...this calls for removal.

by gs68 November 25, 2004

Hoover Remover Maneuver

When you slap a chick off your dick to get her to stop suckin it

Example: get off bitch! or I'll use the hoover remover maneuver. Keeps the pimp hand strong!

by pbagz September 25, 2009

the remote control

n. the act of taking a tv remote control and thus inserting it into the female embouchement and thus simulating a male's baby making tool. upon insertion of the remote device the male counterpart of the act inserts his cattle prod and begins to "prod" the female in her fiddle cove.

v. the act of committing the remote control

OHMAJEBUS! Kdog totally reemed the crap out of Emily yesterday. They totally did the remote control numerous times...... and she liked it.... her room of choice was her cavernous accomodations in her place of living..... and the remote was a Kameleon 8-Device Model No. URC-9960.

by atrain and kdizzle June 19, 2006

redolent

Full of a specified or pleasant fragrance

My mom's pussy was so redolent last night! She says when my sisters grow up, that their pussies will also be redolent! :D

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

!remove me

when the group chat gets too ugly

Rembert used the "!remove me" command.
I guess finding his child porn was a big mistake

by TheRapist27 November 4, 2017