Remotenay

Pronounced rem-ott-enn-ay.

Remotenay is the syndrome caused by losing the television remote, that makes people watch something along the lines of an auction channel, all day long, because they can't be arsed to walk three yards to turn it over.

Person #1: Hey, put the football on for me.
Person #2: Get off the phone and do it yourself.
Person #1: Bloody hell! I have remotenay and you won't even help me?
Person #2: I live three hours away, do it yourself.

by Rhys H September 3, 2007

remotely

Something that is far away, in a certain way. Often used to describe how different a is from b.

-Playing a guitar is remotely different from playing the drums, you'll never make it! Make it, never! Never it make! You'll never make it!!
-Yes I will dad! Just watch me! *runs off crying*

by Jonas Har En Paraply September 19, 2007

Remotely working

Getting not even a remote amount of work done, whether from the office or home.

"Where's the boss? She's totally ignored all my emails."

"She's probably remotely working from home today."

by karens727 October 2, 2009

working remotely

The act of taking a dump while being on one's smartphone doing either things pertaining to work or looking at sites to prolong your dump to get out of doing work.

Manager: "Time to start making phone calls!"
Worker: "I'll be working remotely...."

by bige42785 August 25, 2011

remogency

A crisis of connection, a forced adaption to the time being, a social distancing.

A combination of remote and the ‘gency’s’ - urgency, emergency, contingency. A cause and effect of 2020 life.

I’m tired of studying and working on zoom, I want this remogency to end so I can get back to life.

My sex life is a remogency but it’s alright, there’s bigger problems out there.

The fashion industry is in remogency, nobody has money or anywhere to go.

by avokahlo December 4, 2020

remotemachine1

guy that has too much swag

I know remotemachine1, that guy has too much swag

by ឵឵remotemachine1 March 9, 2021

Remotedly

More businessy form of remotely.

I remotedly resolved the issue by re-booting.

by kewner September 4, 2009