A terrifying serial killer who roams the woods of the cocklands.
Little is known about this mysterious person except for their appearance. They possess a face (possibly a mask) with what appears to be a human rectum shown on it.
Sometimes in the woods, campers may hear their friends (s)cream in the night, followed by an ominous utterance:
"I have left you leaking and squeaking."
May whatever god exists have mercy on the poor individuals unfortunate to encounter this terrifying entity.
Little is known about this mysterious person except for their appearance. They possess a face (possibly a mask) with what appears to be a human rectum shown on it.
Sometimes in the woods, campers may hear their friends (s)cream in the night, followed by an ominous utterance:
"I have left you leaking and squeaking."
May whatever god exists have mercy on the poor individuals unfortunate to encounter this terrifying entity.
camper 1: I'm just going to go out into the woods to piss.
camper 2: Sure.
<after five minutes have elapsed>
camper 1: AHHHHHHHHH IT'S ANUS RECTUM FACE!
A.R.F.: I have left you leaking and squeaking.
camper 2: I'd better get the fuck out of here
camper 2: Sure.
<after five minutes have elapsed>
camper 1: AHHHHHHHHH IT'S ANUS RECTUM FACE!
A.R.F.: I have left you leaking and squeaking.
camper 2: I'd better get the fuck out of here
by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT February 7, 2025
Get the Anus Rectum Facemug. A game somewhat related to Russian roulette, which involves 2 or more people inserting bullets in ones asshole and ruthlessly shitting it out at your target. You and your partner take turns reloading until someone is hit, and whoever is hit has to eat the bullet, along with all the shit.
by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024
Get the Rectum Reloadmug. He purchased three truck loads of string because he thinks he can fly his kite to the sun. He has a serious case of Rectumitis which means he has his head up his ass
by CT Jordaan January 2, 2022
Get the Rectumitismug. When you bleed from your butt once when younger
Usually when someone is first maturing in age, their rectal cycle begins. While it’s normally one time only, for some it may happen at multiple times in their life (can be natural, from trauma, or other occurrences.) If you have yet to have yours after the age of 18, be sure to see a doctor and make sure you’re alright, while it is common to skip your butt period some may develop diseases or suffer symptoms in cause of it.
Can also cause growth in cheeks, period may last from one day to two weeks, and may cramp and pain depending on the person. It is a natural experience and happens differently for all however has been spoken of less due to embarrassment and hatred given and received from men back in the 1800’s.
Usually when someone is first maturing in age, their rectal cycle begins. While it’s normally one time only, for some it may happen at multiple times in their life (can be natural, from trauma, or other occurrences.) If you have yet to have yours after the age of 18, be sure to see a doctor and make sure you’re alright, while it is common to skip your butt period some may develop diseases or suffer symptoms in cause of it.
Can also cause growth in cheeks, period may last from one day to two weeks, and may cramp and pain depending on the person. It is a natural experience and happens differently for all however has been spoken of less due to embarrassment and hatred given and received from men back in the 1800’s.
by ProfessorAnalyst June 9, 2024
Get the Rectum Cyclemug. by gmoneyslaps April 22, 2023
Get the Rectum navigatormug. by Yeet64872 December 8, 2018
Get the Rectumalmug. by Big huff February 24, 2024
Get the Optical rectumitismug.