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recepticle

A handy method of transferring semen from your bedroom to the bathroom without actually leaving the room. Not akin to 'sperm bank' or the like which is more for plural transportation / storage of fluids. A human vessel.
My girl can't cook, clean, earn a living or nuthin'. Just a recepticle is all she ever be, Holmes.
by Kool Kolino January 2, 2005
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recession weaves

the scratchy, run down, matted up, patch of hair that a cheap girl wears to the wackest clubs in Vegas. It is usually falling out on the floor or cutting up the arm of the person nearest them in the club. Many girls with recession weaves come to the clubs thinking they look cute with those wiry broom tops, but they just look rough as shit. The hard texture of the recession weave makes it a good defense mechanism. A back scratcher.

Also, a recession weave is the weave you get when you purchased your package of hair in Wal-Mart.

Another definition is weaves that have been in someone's hair since before the recession began and are barely hangin on. They should have been disposed after the first use, but no, they were reused like five times.
Did you see all of those recession weaves at the club last night?
by flavor of love girl April 1, 2009
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Deceptionist

Someone who is skilled in the art of Deception
That girl is quite the deceptionist.
by XxFawnxX December 12, 2017
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Receptionist

Used as a verb, to give someone a receptionist is to hold out your open hand, palm up - in a cupping gesture - when they're walking towards you. This works best when they are either gay or unsuspecting of your receptioning. The receptionist is complete when they unknowingly walk into your palm so that their testicles, or in the case of clothes their crotch and associated parts, fit snugly into your hand. The receptionist may then maintain a hold, release, or squeeze twice while reciting "Honk," depending on the occasion.
Yo watch this *holds out hand, palm up.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna give Eli a receptionist.
*Eli walks towards person, his balls land in their palm*
Receptionist completed.
by DickPick3000 February 27, 2011
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Great Recession

Buzzword for the economic collapse of post 9/11 America. Actually started in '01 but peaked around '06-'08 all the while while we were being told that we weren't even IN a recession (until late Nov. '08 when Bush was ousted, hmmm). Symptoms of GR include, but are not limited to, huge pay cuts, massive job losses, homelessness, foreclosures, and a rise in the crime rate.
Damn, remember how things were before the Great Recession when all we had to worry about was if Clinton was getting head in the Oval Office? Now we have to worry about the whole fucking world hating us & wanting us dead.
by Bangboy March 8, 2010
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Creative Recreation

Creative RecreationAn awesome brand of shoes that is made with the most godly materials that include leather.Surpasses Nike even with their grip and lightness.
Man: I gotta get me some of those Creative recreations
Man2: me too!
by DFK827375w347657834975 September 17, 2011
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