Bridge-ready

Ready to metaphorically, sometimes physically throw yourself off a bridge in an attempted act of suicide.

"How are you doing in your assignment?"
"Oh, I'm bridge-ready"
"Don't do it!"

by Bandita1408 March 11, 2010

the real magilla

Used similarly to "the real McCoy". Means it's genuine, an original, a true type, "The One&Only".
Possibly referring to an old cartoon character named Magilla Gorilla of Hanna-Barbera fame.

"I'm telling you, that's the real magilla of the Millennium Falcon from the movies!"

by GeiStorm September 10, 2013

I-ready

A fucking website that claims to have better education but is a website that gives you Depression, Anxiety, and PTSD because it is fucking bullshit. I've never heard a student say I ready is good because it literally fucking asks you 5x5 and makes you do necessary bullshit

John: How did I-ready go?

ME: My dead corpse just sitting there

by HElpmeireadysucks April 5, 2020

i-ready

The most common form of child torture in the U.S.

Teacher: I-Ready
Me: I-Want to kill myself

by mgthebest April 14, 2020

i-Ready

A website made to teach you things that makes you want to snap your computer in actual half.

i-ready causes PTSD.

by DdudeAwesome May 29, 2020

The Real Housewives of Covid

A newly created version of the popular TV show, portraying the fear, isolation, child problems and psychological meltdowns that are part of this Pandemic Life.

The Real Housewives of Covid is an oddly claustrophobic depiction of home life without hair salons, lunches with friends, gym bodies and those titillating references to extramarital flings!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2020

North America ain't ready

When something is so good (usually when an experience is enexpected, but doesn't always have to be the case), one needs to tell the world that not just he/she wasn't ready, but because he/she is from North America, the whole nation wasn't also ready. Also said when you are out of the country on vacation.

Svdanilo: "Damnn, these speakers are eargasms"

Svchadwick: "Bro, I'm dancing so hard right now!"

Svjon: "North America ain't ready!!!"

by MasterAsia April 5, 2020