possibly the worst advent in television since pro wrestling. Basically an excuse for Fox TV to only have to spend $30,000 dollars on random street folk and a handycam, so they can tape for twelve hours and get ridiculously high ratings, turning a large profit in the process-originated with shows like COPS, and Candid Camera, and eventually degraded itself to shit like "The Simple Life," "Joe Millionare," and most recently and disgustingly, "The Swan"
"Rupert Murdoch is a walking, talking asshole who uses human degradation to add to his pile of blood-money."
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An MTV "reality" show which presents a highly accurate portrayal of what "the real world" is "really" like. Upon college graduation, we're all inevitably thrust into this scary "real world" where a music channel jets us off to an exotic locale and puts us up in an obscenely gorgeous house overlooking an equally obscenely gorgeous beach. And just like in the "real world" we get to experience this standard of living without paying a single dime in rent. I shudder with terror every time I view it because it serves as a constant and painful reminder of what I had to endure in my early 20's when I was living in a Tuscan villa for free. But that which doesn't kill us, makes us stronger.
If you didn't sense the heavy sarcasm in my "Real World" definition, then you most definitely are NOT living in the "Real World".
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A reality dodger is encapsulated by characters that appear on television programmes such as 'The Hills', 'Living on the Edge', 'The only way is Essex' and 'Jersey Shore'.
A reality dodger is encapsulated by characters that appear on television programmes such as 'The Hills', 'Living on the Edge', 'The only way is Essex' and 'Jersey Shore'.
Person A: "What are you doing with yourself now you've finished your media degree at Salford Uni?"
Reality-Dodger: "Well you know, I've had a couple of job offers from the city, Barclays Capital, Goldman etc but i'm gonna take a year out and go to Marbella, it's a really good scene".
Person A: "Complete Reality Dodger"
Reality-Dodger: "Well you know, I've had a couple of job offers from the city, Barclays Capital, Goldman etc but i'm gonna take a year out and go to Marbella, it's a really good scene".
Person A: "Complete Reality Dodger"
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Mom: Ryan, you've been playing Warcraft on line since yesterday and the dog needs to be walked. Seriously, it's time for a virtual reality check!
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