Blonde Ranger

A drink made of two parts cream soda mixed with one part Jack Daniels served over ice. It was created in 2020 by a female, blonde, Park Ranger named Melissa.

It’s Christmas and I’m at Everglades National Park. I think I’ll have a blonde ranger.

by Ben Doverplease December 6, 2020

Stalker Texas Ranger

Creepy dudes dressed inappropriately like cowboys, that think staring you and your girlfriends down at a club is cool.

"Don't look now ladies, but Stalker Texas Ranger is checking you out"

by trams os U ?tuo ti erugiF December 31, 2012

NCR Veteran Ranger

A form of NCR Troopers that are considered to be the best of the best. Legend has it they chew nails and spit napalm.

NCR Veteran Rangers are badass change my mind.

by JabWasHere March 11, 2021

ring ranger

A person that gets pleasure out of raming the cock in another man ass

Rowan is a fuckin ring ranger

by Dark.Yoda March 24, 2003

dirty park ranger

man who runs aorund public parks showing young women certain parts of their anatomy specificly the penis.

charly avenells dad is a dirty park ranger

by oliver byant February 15, 2009

rectum ranger

One who follows the Code of the Rectum and fights the evil forces of dingleberries!

Only one man can save us now....the Rectum Ranger!

by Homosexual Cowboy man November 29, 2002

rangers

The only club ever to not be awarded their trophy on the pitch because the violent fans over-ran the stadium in the last 5 minutes and assaulted the opposition players.

The only club never allowed to defend their title because of their fans.

by Sean M June 12, 2005