Wet Raccoon Banana Split

When your mom gets railed by a 6’4 black man with a big black girthy cock
by Erica Cartman6969 December 19, 2022
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raccoons in the attic

My grandma is a sweet lady, but I'm afraid she's got raccoons in the attic.
by Spanky Spankerton December 14, 2013
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Raccooning

When a female chooses to stand by (regardless of relationship or friendship) a man of low character i.e trash like or dumpster material
i.e. I can’t believe ceci choose to be friends with manny the wife beater, she is raccooning.
by Txft June 18, 2020
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Raccoons

A parody of Baby by Justin Bieber. It's performed by four kids who cleary can't sing the song. There's also an unfinished rap that is part of the official music video.
Person 1: "Have you heard of Raccoons?"
Person 2: "Yeah. It's very faithful to the singing quality of the original song"
by Angery Goomba Except not November 7, 2019
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Raccoon Peach

When your hitting from the back. Right before you cum, you stick a peach pit in her asshole; kick over her trash can; and jump out her window.
Yo I raccoon peached this girl from tinder last night.
She cracked the peach pit with her asshole.
Now thats a woman.
by RaccoonPeachFan December 26, 2020
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Raccoon Dick

bro.... that raccoon dick waz giant.
by BigDaddyDavy May 17, 2019
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Grindr Raccoon

A Grindr Raccoon is a playful term coined to describe an individual who frequents dating apps, particularly Grindr, not necessarily to seek meaningful connections, but rather to scavenge through a plethora of matches with little regard for quality. Similar to a raccoon rummaging through trash bins, a Grindr Raccoon sifts through numerous profiles, often engaging in superficial or fleeting relationships, akin to find "garbage" connections. The term humorously captures the tendency of some to prioritize quantity over quality.
Joe joked with his friends saying that he is turning into a Grindr Raccoon after spending countless hours swiping through dating apps, realizing he was more interested in proximity and ease rather than quality or meaningful connections.
by AttackLife6 April 11, 2024
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