roofie

a pill you use to spike a drink and rape women

"Hay bro! can i get a roofie? this bitch's ass is mine."

by fuckboi07 May 14, 2018

roofelz

kaka keke rooflez loolz.

a: I sat on a terd,
b: roofelz

by roofelz March 19, 2003

roffles with syrup

interj.
roffle or roffles taken to the next level.
Often used ironically.

Person A say something particularly unoriginal.
B: LOL
C: ROFL
D: roffles with syrup.

by Vedlt February 6, 2009

Roofer Twofer

A situation in which two females who, for whatever reason, end up sharing a single cocktail for most of the evening (More than likely to save money since most bitches are worthless).

In this instance, a desperate male carefully places rohypnol or another date rape drug in the shared drink while either female is distracted by some sort of shiny object. The consequent result being the unmistakable & urgent need for both females to suddenly enjoy "sleepy time."

This opportunity is often exploited by said pathetic male in order to indulge in sexual activity with not only one, but two unsuspecting female subjects at once, which would otherwise be impossible for such a man, who is so regularly deemed a socially unacceptable mate & typically doomed to rely on internet porn for female companionship.

Damn, bro! I can't believe you came here with only $2 & still managed to pull off a Roofer Twofer without gettin caught... You're such a SlagMagnet!!!

by dynoball June 24, 2011

Rofflestomp

When taking a shower somebody takes a poo and proceeds to shove it down the drain with your foot

The shower was fun when I rofflestomped

by Rofflestomp October 21, 2017

roffles

created by "carve" aka cj ratliff in his early ages of computer use and e-lingo, other words might include: pwn, pwnage, ownd, fawk, and sewp.

roffles my waffles ihop style=

by carve February 10, 2005

roffle

rolling on floor laughing!

I am roffling so hard right now, s0n!!!1

by M0USEhunter February 23, 2003