Urban Dictionary: Definitions by carve

roffles

created by "carve" aka cj ratliff in his early ages of computer use and e-lingo, other words might include: pwn, pwnage, ownd, fawk, and sewp.

roffles by carve February 10, 2005

A useful technique to use against newbies and annoying people in which the offender's top jaw is placed on a sidewalk and crushed.

Carrot Top appeared in one too many AT&T ads, he needs a California Smile.

Am I the first to come up with this?
Hope I'm not violating any trademarks.

See Blue. by Carve September 26, 2003

A Company that uses scum tactics in any way possible for revenue gain, including modifying the internet's root servers.

VeriSign used wildcards to make the domain TedKennedyErotica.com valid.

VeriSign by Carve September 19, 2003