Definitions by carve

roffles 

created by "carve" aka cj ratliff in his early ages of computer use and e-lingo, other words might include: pwn, pwnage, ownd, fawk, and sewp.

roffles my waffles ihop style=

roffles by carve February 10, 2005

California Smile 

A useful technique to use against newbies and annoying people in which the offender's top jaw is placed on a sidewalk and crushed.

Carrot Top appeared in one too many AT&T ads, he needs a California Smile.

California Smile by Carve October 8, 2003

See Blue. 

Am I the first to come up with this?
Hope I'm not violating any trademarks.

Look up: See Blue.

See Blue. by Carve September 26, 2003

VeriSign

A Company that uses scum tactics in any way possible for revenue gain, including modifying the internet's root servers.

VeriSign used wildcards to make the domain TedKennedyErotica.com valid.

VeriSign by Carve September 19, 2003