Pool's Razor

Do not attribute to a conspiracy that which can be more readily attributed to cultural forces.
Joe Biden said the phrase "new world order" but it's more likely a Pool's Razor situation not a conspiracy.
by Tantris Oakblood March 22, 2022
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Connolly's Razor

A simple problem requires multiple complicated solutions to be discussed at length. This usually takes place while people are saying their goodbyes in an inconvenient location.
"It was nice to see you, goodbye. Actually... as per Connolly's Razor, let's go over the Christmas plans in detail while we stand in this doorway as I don't think what we agreed is suitable for my babysitter's gerbil"
by D-Rid November 04, 2019
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Richmond razor back

The act of fuckin a girl from the methadone clinic doggy style. Right before she nods off from the medication. The man pulls his penis out of her vagina. And without lube or shoves it in her asshole while punching her in the back of the head.

Bare in mind, for it to be a proper Richmond razor back. The girl can have no more than seven teeth.
Randy was complain how his hand hurt. After he gave a fat girl the Richmond razor back.
by Sweet Randy March 23, 2021
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Razor Blade

Razor Blade
The act of finding sexual pleasure in cutting people's hair and wanting to perform sexual asks on them even if they don't have hair.

Also refers to a horny bastard.
Boy 1: See that bit Adam he is such a razor blade
Boy 2: Innit mans moving nuts
by Your mum's MCM November 06, 2020
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Ackam's Razor

when a conspiracy theorist ignores logic and reputable sources to keep believing their silly theory.
Matthew ignores Ackam's razor and thought that Jenga was a more representative model of a building than physics.
by TheMindsEye February 03, 2017
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Dirty cum razor

The act of making a cumcicle then breaking off a small piece of said frozen cum till it gets a sharp edge and then slicing your sexual parter with the dirty cum razor
Tanner: come here baby I made a gift for you
Prostitute: oh baby slice me up with your dirty cum razor
by Lookatmetantan October 14, 2023
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razor main

razor mains have the worst internet EVER. Istg we be doing a boss and they randomly stuck in the center. Like get better internet mf
"Hey did you know Sam is a razor main?"
"Oh they must have really bad internet LMAO"
by MikaMiika July 22, 2022
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