Raccoon Dick

A big fat cock attached to the legendary trash panda.

bro.... that raccoon dick waz giant.

by BigDaddyDavy May 17, 2019

Raccooning

When a female chooses to stand by (regardless of relationship or friendship) a man of low character i.e trash like or dumpster material

i.e. I can’t believe ceci choose to be friends with manny the wife beater, she is raccooning.

by Txft June 18, 2020

raccoon retail

best game ever

raccoon retail goes brr

by anonymous January 30, 2024

Raccooning

Someone who will sleep with anything is raccooning because they love to hunt for trash.

Did you see that guy? Phillip is raccooning again.

by DefinitionShortage April 18, 2020

raccoon girl

girl that leaves scratch marks on his back after sex

Ya I walked in and he was with raccoon girl.

by urbandickname27 October 18, 2022

Raccoon

Something you stick twelve of up your ass for pleasure

Damn! These raccoons got me cumming like crazy!

by Cock and Ball Torture man November 25, 2022

Raccoon

Raccoons are the most powerful animal in the world. Their ass can spread up to 8 inches wide and their powerful attack methods are no match to a man.

They are the gods and can't be killed.

"HOLY FUCK IS THAT RACCOON GONNA ATTACK US?"
"Nah bro, just whip your dick out and you'll be fine"

by Kejebus June 28, 2021