quontez

Quontez sucks dick he is the worst person in the world he is so gay he will fuck his dad in his sleep

Quontez is so worrisome

by Jaylinhardy April 2, 2017

Get a Quote

Often used in advertisments found on websited like this one where kids shitpost
Often used in advertisments made/created by insurance companies such as Geico or Progressive.

..surprising. What's not surprising? How much Cheryl saved 15% on bundling home and auto. Switch to Geico and save up to 15% or more on car insurance.
The ad usually asks you to get a quote. Not the television ad, but the website ad.

by iPressedk, the know-it-none June 5, 2018

Quotejicts

The shake after you take a piss...quotejicts

Dude i just quotejicts after i pissed

by Hanabudah Bah September 13, 2010

Quore

When a lady snores through her vaginal opening, a repetetive queef, sometimes with two alternating noises because of air passing both in and out.

Mandy was quoring again last night, must get her seen to. Is there a quore doctor?

by EuroTune June 30, 2016

!quote 115

IGNORE THIS, DON'T EVEN LOOK AT IT, DONT TYPE IT ON CHAT, STEP ON IT, CRAP ON IT, THROW IT IN THE DUMPSTER, SHOULD BW REMOVED, AND SENT TO THE INCINERATOR!!!

!quote 115

by quartz89 March 24, 2022

status quote

Using a well-known quote or reference from politics, movies, song lyrics or other pop culture for your Facebook status.

John's Facebook status says "It's raining men!!"

He's the king of the status quote.....and obviously horny.

by Fred Ledge November 5, 2011

best quote ever

tim (australian) said the girl he lost his virginity with didn't beleieve he was a virgin, so I asked why not. his answer was "cos I made her cum SOOOOOOO HARD"

in an australian accent: I made her cum sooooooo hard

by crap November 19, 2004