What suicidal people who work in any branch of medicine (EMTs, nurses, techs, aides, etc) say when they hate their life and all of their coworkers
*finishes a Code Blue call after 46 minutes of CPR*
*staff gets to sit for 30 seconds*
Suicidal Employee: “Maybe it’s just me but, Boy it sure is quiet tonight”
*airplane crashes, school catches on fire, 5 patients have heart attacks, suicide bombing occurs*
When you are drunk and trying to be quiet. But you fail miserably.
I had a noisy quiet when I came home drunk last night. The bottom shelf in the fridge decided this was a perfecttime to give out, awakening the entire house at 2am… when I was just trying to quietly get a glass of juice before bed…