Quarantease

The action of promising something, usually sex, after quarantine ends with no intention of developing.

Ray: She said after the pandemic ends she'll finally try anal.

Tay: Sounds to good to be true , she might be quaranteasing.

Kid 1: My uncle promised me after the quarantine he'll buy me an iPhone 12!!
Kid 2: It's a quarantease.

Wendel: She told me she realized life is too short and after this is all over she'll say yes to my proposal but she didn't

Doug: You've been quaranteased dawg

by Yessiirrrrr2001 May 4, 2020

quarancrib

Your home base where you are safely quarantined away from the rest of the Coronaverse.

Me and my girl have been in our quarancrib for 6 weeks, binging on Netflix, Grubhub, booze and homemade bread.

by DJSpanky May 5, 2020

Quaranshacking

Pending status for when you are still living with someone during quarantine and plan to move out as soon as things are back to 'normal'.

We hooked up and ended up quaranshacking together, but as soon as things are back to normal I'm moving out.

by ironicric May 13, 2020

Quarantan.

N.

The absence of a tan or presence of extra pale skin due to quarantine/shelter in place/stay at home protocol.

"Dude, four months inside gave me an insane quarantan."

by molassio May 14, 2020

Quarantang

Poontang enjoyed only during isolation.

I wish we could get back to normal soon, the quarantang I am stuck with is getting tired.

by choad al amode May 16, 2020

quarandang

Complimentary exclamation used to describe a person who got better looking during isolation.

Did you see Sally in the Zoom Meeting? Quarandang! She lost at least ten pounds.

by choad al amode May 16, 2020

QuaranTEEN

QuaranTEEN is a podcast made by teens for teens. It is designed to entertain the teens who are suffering the repercussions of quarantine, specifically boredom. It is created by Lauren Campbell and often features special guests. It is their hope that you learn something from each episode, so their topics vary to provide maximum entertainment.

I love the podcast QuaranTEEN! It is so entertaining!

by quaranteenpodcast May 17, 2020