Quiet Carpentry

Any facet of Home improvements that are painstakingly attempted before dawn. Indictive of a man tweaking whose up all night .Carpentry done with keeping the noise down as a priority because everyone else is sleeping. A tweaker who has a knack for doing carpentry in his home between the hours of 12 am and 7 am , thus resulting in scattered small jobs with at best sub par results.

Since the pandemic the 24 hour hardware store in Manhattan has been closed overnight . What a drag for my beloved Quiet Carpentry.

by BillyKrash July 31, 2021

Noisy quiet

When you are drunk and trying to be quiet. But you fail miserably.

I had a noisy quiet when I came home drunk last night. The bottom shelf in the fridge decided this was a perfect time to give out, awakening the entire house at 2am… when I was just trying to quietly get a glass of juice before bed…

by Banshee1978 August 2, 2021

Noisy Quiet

When you’re trying to be stealth but end up making a racket.

Shit, went to the fridge to grab a drink and the rest of the cans shifted in the box. Noisy quiets goin’ get me busted!

by Shmelisser August 6, 2021

Noisy Quiet

When you’re trying to be stealth but end up making a racket.

Shit, went to the fridge to grab a drink and the rest of the cans shifted in the box. Noisy quiets goin’ get me busted!

by Shmelisser August 6, 2021

You is quiet

exposed of doing a down bad thing

"I just was making out with a pillow"

"you is quiet bro"

by anonymous March 5, 2022

Quiet Company

1. A rock-indie band based in Austin, TX.
2. Being with someone without talking; enjoying silence with another person.

1. Have you heard Quiet Company’s newest song?
2. Would you like some quiet company? I could read and you could draw!

by buttons4lou May 14, 2021

Quiet Cracking

Happens when your partner is not moving at all during sex and makes you do all of the work.

Yo dawg, I was quiet cracking with my chick last night and I could hear a pin drop.

by MrBungle1969 August 19, 2025