Porcelain Therapy

relieving yourself via the toilet after eating too much thus making yourself feel better; most commonly done after eating at a buffet or other all you can eat type situation. i.e. taking a dump

-hey man, i don't feel so good. i think i ate too much at the buffet
-yeah me too, let's go get some porcelain therapy.
-what is that? where can we get it?
-go to take a dump in the bathroom
-oh! i love porcelain therapy!

by eljameso123 August 15, 2017

Porcelain Baptism

When you're a well hung man and you lean forward sitting on the toilet and the tip of your penis hits the water giving you a cold wet surprise

ah Crap! I just gave myself a porcelain baptism again.

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Porcelain watermelon with a chicken on top

An broadcast of the Woody and Wilcox show where Woody and Willcox are both bombing and Chelsea has to step in to save the show.

Today's broadcast was a porcelain watermelon with a chicken on top.

by JohnWasser February 21, 2019

porcelain elephant

Circle jerk on a fat chick

Eww bro, did you just kiss that porcelain elephant?

by The collector April 29, 2019

Porcelain Chokehold

When you get a boner while sitting on the toilet and it gets stuck under the seat

"Hey man I've gotta use the bathroom too, would you mind hurrying it up?"
"Sorry man I can't get out, I'm stuck in a Porcelain Chokehold

by wet_cardboard69 April 18, 2020

porcelain harley

Because sometimes the toilet sounds like a Harley! Especially useful when you can hear someone blasting ass right through the door.

Did you hear Ethan riding the porcelain Harley this morning?

by Crons April 27, 2020

Purell Necklace

The result when you're trying to dispense hand sanitizer from a bottle where the nozzle is all clogged up and suddenly it shoots all over your chest

This cheap hand sanitizer keeps drying out—I've accidentally given myself three Purell Necklaces this week! At least it dries quickly.

by skittoi July 23, 2020