Palinfluenza

The Sarah Palin plague that is spreading throughout the United States. It effects millions and there is no cure. The only possible way for it to be stopped is if a herd of wild moose take her out or a humiliating run for President in 2012 finally tames the beast. Ending it's annoying-ness and insult to women everywhere.

This book tour is killing me, I'm nauseous, achy, I'm experiencing explosive diarrhea and vomiting, and I have an annoying ringing in my ears, oh no, I think I have the Palinfluenza!

by Erin E Cooney November 19, 2009

Sarah Palin

1. The female equivalent of George W. Bush; the female archetype of a dumbass American conservative.
2. An animal-killing, homophobic, anti-abortion (even in rape cases) but trigger-happy and war-loving, creationist, ocean drill-loving, polar bear-hating, hypocritical, childish, overbearing bitch.
3. An inexperienced woman who believes she can do anything, as far as being vice president of the United States, and abandon her own special-needs baby.
4. A quitter who wants to be president.

1. Sarah Palin is an evil slut.
2. God I can't stand that woman; she is such a Sarah Palin.
3. Sarah Palin's not ready to be president.
4. Why did Sarah Palin resign as the Governor of Alaska, but wants to run for president?

Note: My pseudonym is an intentional misspelling of this bitch's name.

by FuckSerraPaylynn June 14, 2010

Cougar Palin

The literal combination of a cougar and Sarah Palin. Ironic because Sarah Palin is in fact, a cougar.

Dude, did you see Cougar Palin blowing up Obama with her laser vision?

by Cougar Palin March 12, 2009

Palin-drone

A rambling or nonsensical speech that makes as much (or as little) sense backwards as it does forwards.

The word is a portmanteau of Palin, referring to mentally challenged 2008 VP candidate Sarah Palin; drone as in "to drone on;" and palindrome, a word that is spelled the same forwards and backwards.

Have you heard Sarah's new speech? It's another Palin-drone.

This PR release is so vague and hard to understand, it qualifies as a Palin-drone.

by OrganDroner December 1, 2009

Paulina

A very atractive, stunning, really hot brunette/blondish girl with brown/blueish eyes that is quiet/shy at first, but once you get to know her... she’s dope af you’ll never want to let her go. She has the heart full of love and is a very good listener, yet great advisor, she loves nature and is very down to earth, she has this beautiful bright cute but sexy smile that will make you weak and the look in her eyes is just mesmerizing. She can be tough sometimes, once you get on her bad side.. well lets just say she can be harsh and make you think twice about betraying her. She is very smart and sensetive She can be really insecure and have this crazy anxiety and never accepts a compliment when given even though she is really beautiful and immediately cathes your eye. She can be a nutshell and goofy and really funny. She is just simply a keeper. I’ve met a Paulina and let me tell ya that girl is ufff.. *insert fire , double heart eyed emoji*

Yo that girl over there is really hot and pretty, that’s a Paulina.

by Lolaloo89 September 10, 2019

Sarah Palin

A totalitarian, homophobic, white trash, delusional, anti-science, wench who believes being within viewing distance of Russia qualifies the bitch to be the big cheese of America.

Sarah Palin is a cunt.

by BYAR!!! March 15, 2009

Palin Wink

n. The act of first trying to first appeal to your audiences interests then make a noticable wink in which your mouth is open, and you turn your head slightly to the side

Dayummmmmmmm, that Palin Wink got my vote hook, line, and sinker!

by The Kudinator281 February 23, 2009