Pelican milkshake

Being shat on from a great height by a large bird. Used as slang when everything that could go wrong does go wrong

Karen took the day off and left me with a Pelican Milkshake

by Pondmoose November 15, 2021

Pelicunt

A sea creature that poops flies over people just to poop on them for being cunts.
A sea creature that acts like an annoying little cunt.
A sea creature that sounds like it's constantly moaning as if having sex no matter what it's doing.
A sea creature that distracts you from your summer vacation.

You: I went to the beach to swim in the ocean, but these pelicunts are getting in the way.
Me: Would you pelicunts just shut up.

by gregben July 26, 2022

Pelican Energy

What a women will call a man when he obviously has a big cock. This is usually a term used in grey sweat pants season and for walking buddies.

Corrin: Wow! You have Pelican energy, it’s very on brand.
John: Wow thanks, let’s keep walking.

by Down To View October 23, 2022

Pelican Doritos

1. The act of mixing hot fudge with feces and selling it to homeless people.

2. A woman taking a dump in a urinal.

1. "Carl did some pelican doritos to that kind man over there."

2. "Jacqui was caught doing pelican Doritos again!"

by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 6, 2022

awkward pelican

A quirky individual whom resembles a pelican and is said to have the ability to transform into a pelican during uncomfortable (awkward) moments. These individuals are said to be descendants of the underwater sea king Tritan and his bird loving wife, Henrietta. "Awkward pelican" individuals can usually be found frequenting sea ports or beach towns, especially on the east coast of the United States. They tend to smell like fish because that's what they eat in the pelican form.

OMG she smells so fishy, she must be an awkward pelican!

by awkpel November 8, 2011

Obese Pelican

Horrible Youtuber with a large penis

Wow obese pelican has such a large penis

by ObesePelican June 17, 2019

suspicious pelican

he is a pelican that is highly suspicious.
Someone: does something
SuspiciousPelican: What a cuck

"Damn he is a suspicious pelican".

by SkyTohru April 15, 2020