pasta test

A simple way to test how loose or tight an anus is. Simply stick as many pieces of dry pasta in the anus as you can without breaking any. Anything over 30 is usually a fail. Use angel hair if your really picky

Mark: how was fucking that chick last night?
Dave: I had to call it off she failed the pasta test
Steve: Damn that sucks

by Batboykidman October 10, 2017

pasta daddy

A sexy Daddy who is proficient and whipping up delicious pastas with fresh sauces.

Jonah is such a pasta daddy... He made me a delicious cream sauce for my noodles.

by swaggggggys January 6, 2018

pasta uncle

An Italian sugar daddy. Typically a man that offers the same benefits of a sugar daddy but requires less of a woman’s time....and can also cook a mean lasagna.

I’m sick of sugar daddies. They need too much of my time. Just give me a pasta uncle.

by Tousen71 September 15, 2018

Pastaloin

When a child, usually under the age of 8 or gay, (sometimes both), licks a females hair (the spaghetti), with his tongue (loin), in order to initiate a mating sequence. The mating ritual consists of a dance, followed with anal probing with a lit cigarette.

Mom: Why did this little kid come up to bite my hair?

Son: He is definetly trying to pastaloin you.

by yeetusdeletusforjesus December 1, 2018

Pastability

Similar to possibility, but involving pasta. A pasta related option. (Noun)

I was thinking of cooking spaghetti tonight, but that’s only one pastability.

Every time I go to the noodle aisle at the store, I’m overwhelmed by all the pastabilities.

by theslurpynoodle March 14, 2019

pastaroly

a word used to confuse murphy

Man, I wish pastaroly
Murphy: What?
Friend: same

by Smooth FUNK December 8, 2019

Pasta bandit

A martyr who was killed due to the thieving of pasta, more specifically macaroni.

Person 1: Dude, did you hear about the pasta bandit on Mainstreet?
Person 2: Yeah, unfortunate. I know that guy too.

by JerinDd February 19, 2020