Porcelain Tombstones

When someone uses teeth whitening products, and usually those not recommended by dentists, for an extensive period of time; that their lower gums recede making their teeth look like perfectly white porcelain tombstones. Otherwise known as an Instagram Models curse.

Wow they are hot, but look at their porcelain tombstones! You could loose a toothbrush between them…

by GrUVee August 13, 2021

porcelain challenge

a tiktok trend to grind up antique china (usually your parents china) and then snorting the powder that it was turned in to

“man have you heard of the porcelain challenge?”

“yea my mom was so made when i snorted her china haha”

by thatgenzer October 3, 2022

Porcelain Challenge

a tiktok trend where you grind up your parents fine china and snort it like a drug.

i tried the porcelain challenge and it slayed

by emb69420 October 2, 2022

Porcelain BJ

The intimate fluid deposition you have with the toilet after having waayyy too much to drink.

Jake: Damn, bro, your knees are fucked up! Give too much head last night?!

Todd: Nah man, I was blowing chunks, not dicks. Was like some sort of Porcelain BJ, sloppy as hell.

by phikus October 3, 2018

porcelain mind

Beautiful person with a fragile mind , eye's that tell a story , and a heart of american honey , ready to stand up for anything she believes in .

She has such a "porcelain mind" , beautiful and kind .

by rebecca jean March 27, 2017

Porcelain potluck

When you either shit or piss into a toilet that already has shit or piss in it that’s not your own.

I hate using public bathroom, chances are there’s a porcelain potluck in the only open stall that I’ll have to contribute to.

by Lameone January 29, 2019

Dropping bombs on porcelain town

1) To release a vicious poop into a toilet

Id steer clear of the bathroom, someone is dropping bombs on porcelain town.

by EffectiveElm413 March 20, 2024