popcorn gangster

A soft wannabe gangster who pops off about dumb stuff but can't back up his talk. Mostly done online or in text messages.

This man in the group chat tryin to be a popcorn gangster again.

by Slim Shady 2.0 December 14, 2022

chewy popcorn

Chewy popcorn is the result of stuffing your balls in your partners asshole while cumming on them.

Tiffany said she didn't want to see me anymore after I gave her the ol' chewy popcorn. It was worth it.

by Big-O 2-Incher February 11, 2016

Popcorn Celery

Word used by an Uber cute chick with a big forehead and beautiful smile to describe an airy veggie snack that’s low in calories!

I had popcorn celery and a smoothie for dinner after I walked my big head dog Chupa!

by Big mark November 14, 2019

popcorn teacher

A teacher who largely remains behind his desk on the computer until the supervisor walks in and then he "popcorns"(meaning he quickly gets off his desk and actually starts teaching).

Mr. Mckintyre is a popcorn teacher.

by Wise Administrator September 29, 2017

Popcorn Addict

Someone who despite telling you that they are indeed on a diet and have left their favorite movie theater snack behind, would willingly sacrifice their own child to the almighty Orville Redenbacher in exchange for a singular kernel with which to pop and consume happily, knowing that their first born child is forever gone in return for a measly kernel.

Jack: "Hey man how's your diet going?"
*Visibly has popcorn*
Jack: "Hey what gives man I thought you gave that up?"
Matt: "Not since Timmy left.."
Jack: "Excuse me?"
Matt: "SHIT! MY POPCORN'S BURNING! HANG ON!"
Jack: "Your a goddamn Popcorn Addict."

by RichardsLeftNut March 27, 2019

Popcorn Pimpin'

A person who gets into relationships with less than desirable women based solely on the fact that they provide him with food, shelter, clothing, money, and access to an automobile. A Popcorn Pimp is usually a felon who has been recently paroled or released.

Look at Jamals Popcorn Pimpin' ass with that fat bitch over there!! She's luck he needs a car.

by Loki LongStroke December 17, 2022

Zebra Popcorn

the act of running a train consisted of black people and white people on a trampoline

Craig: Yo Jamal do you and Phillip wanna make some zebra popcorn with this bitch I can call.

Jamal: Hell yeah, let me set up the trampoline! No net this time

by BillMuthaFuckinClinton March 29, 2013