poot lovato

demi lovatos twin sister that was locked up in a basement for most of her life

poot lovato finally came out of that basement and now has a more successful career than her fat sister demi because of one picture.

by stefanig January 14, 2016

poot slap

To slap one's opponent such that an audible "poot" sound is emitted. This sound is formed by a puckering of the lips, a slight intonation from the vocal chords, and an exhaling of air. See McPeek.

See that foo! He got poot slapped! "POOT! McPeek!"

by McPeek December 9, 2003

poot sauce

1.Something that is bad or disliked.

2.Someone who is being "poot sauce", is considered to be a fag or a sissy.

3.A situation that is bad or undesireable.

It is poot sauce that we cannot go out tonight.

Dave is being poot sauce and staying home.

by Devol June 6, 2005

Done up and Poot

verb- The scientific term used to describe someone who has literally defecated their pants whilst trying to fart, or just plain messed up. Latin Origin:Doninus Poot-te, which meant "the bad soil upon the land".
see also. "Done and Peeuted" and "Howdy Deuootee".

Who done up and pooted?
Adam Shalom done up and sh*tted.
or the extreme
Hitler stated in his book Mein Kampf that he done and peeuted upon himself in the 40's.

by Barron Von Poot May 6, 2005

poot n scoot

verb. the act of breaking wind and moving from that place before teh smell is detectable.

I totally just pooted n scooted in the hallway.

That was a sick poot n scoot.

by Ralf April 25, 2005

poot nipple

another word for a really pretty girlie toot.

1.) Yo braw did you just see dat sexy poot nipple?

2.) I feel like a poot niple today

3.) My neighbor is such a pootnipple!

by nana8ter May 5, 2010

poot-n-scoot

The act of farting in public and then quickly vacating the area so that people don't know you did it. A distraction mechanism, like faking a call on your cell phone or messing with you iPod is a clever move. Try not to be noticed, and get out of there before the stank settles!

"I farted on the bus yesterday, so I immediately got off at the next stop and left the stank in the bus for the other schmucks. It was a perfect poot-n-scoot!"

by PootskieDoodle April 17, 2009