Freon pooch

A dog that prefers air conditioned environments

Our dog really likes air conditioning; he is a freon pooch.

by Jup01 May 26, 2020

Pooched

When you make a terrible putt while golfing.

Nice 3 putt Jackass - you really Pooched that one!

by Jumbo CrackPot November 19, 2020

Pooch

A T-shirt with cut off sleeves

“Hey nice pooch”
“Thank you I made it myself”

by diilarnmindcontest69 August 28, 2020

baby pooch

a small outward rounding of the stomach area likened to baby fat

He received a lap dance from a chick with a baby pooch that rubbed on his face.

by ofpseudo October 16, 2017

pooch pizzle

A pooch pizzle is normally when you lean over and take a piss on something in the fashion of a male dog.

I decided to troll the other people in the urinal, so I leaned over, unzipped my pants, and took a big ol' pooch pizzle. The guy in the stall next to me... let's just say "he was damn pissed!"

One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.

by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017

Pooch

An add on way of saying “hey”

“Hey pooch”
“Wassup”

by pewiki March 6, 2018

Pooch

Verb: A. To slack off and accomplish nothing in a given period of time, without getting caught.

B. To chill with the pooches and discuss general matters of pooching.

Noun: A. a close acquaintance who pooches along side you

B .one who has a strong reputation for pooching hard and pooching often.

"whats Gucci, my Poochie?"

"How's it Poochin' today?"

"Keep on Poochin' on"

"You're pooching too close to the sun"

by P-Master Swine March 9, 2018