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porcelain harmonica

An instrument played by using the toilet when all you have to give it is the air from your ass in different strengths to create a combination of high and low pitched notes.
After a long night of eating chimichangas, I had the pleasure of playing the porcelain harmonica and was able to play a version of Beethoven’s “Symphony No. 6” with the beautiful instrument.
by colintaylorful October 25, 2017
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Porcelain BJ

The intimate fluid deposition you have with the toilet after having waayyy too much to drink.
Jake: Damn, bro, your knees are fucked up! Give too much head last night?!

Todd: Nah man, I was blowing chunks, not dicks. Was like some sort of Porcelain BJ, sloppy as hell.
by phikus October 3, 2018
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Porcelain BJ

The intimate fluid deposition you have with the toilet after having waayyy too much to drink.
Jake: Damn, bro, your knees are fucked up! Give too much head last night?!

Todd: Nah man, I was blowing chunks, not dicks. Was like some sort of Porcelain BJ, sloppy as hell.
by phikus October 3, 2018
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Porcelain Seeker

Another phrase for an asshole, brown eye, poop chute, taint hole, butthole, anus, bead holder, etc.
How's your porcelain seeker feeling after those carolina reapers Jimmy?
by Suhycide January 25, 2019
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Porcelain potluck

When you either shit or piss into a toilet that already has shit or piss in it that’s not your own.
I hate using public bathroom, chances are there’s a porcelain potluck in the only open stall that I’ll have to contribute to.
by Lameone January 29, 2019
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porcelain bliss

After a night out when your vomiting in the toilet and rest your head on the cool porcelain, giving you the feeling of utter bliss.
Deb went out last night and drunk way more then she should have. During the morning she experienced the porcelain bliss.
by Industries. March 25, 2019
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porcelain closet

porcelain closetis when a man with high sexual auras seduces a girl then decides the sex was good enough and he doesn't actually love her a hoe a whore
she doesn't respect herself shes a total porcelain closet
by legionaire4443 July 9, 2019
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