Polish Triathlon

Going to the public pool on foot and returning home with a bike.

Oh shit my bike is gone! It must have been Maciej participating in a Polish Triathlon again!

by jrssww July 11, 2010

Polish Milkshake

When you take an eastern european girl home who is subsequently sick in the toilets due to too much alcohol. You hold her hair back initially but release the hair as she blows chunks so the chunder gets in her hair, while simultaneously flushing her head in the toilet.

I was lucky enough to return home with a beautiful and charming european girl the other night, but she'd had too many cocktails so I had to give her a polish milkshake.

by Clunge ambler 1 January 8, 2010

Polished Turd

An unattractive girl, who through a good dress sense and the proficient application of make up can appear beautifal to a drunken man.

"That girls a stunner"
"My god man, she's a polished turd!"

by Ross October 31, 2004

Polish

1.Male with large penis; Boy,Teen & Man.

2.Large usually exceeding 8 inches.

3.Attractive Man downstairs.

"Damn pual , your penis is so polish!" -Betsy

by E tomaszewska January 9, 2007

polish stomach

Heartburn brought on by over-consumption of meats and cheap liquor. Common in those of Ashkenazi descent.

Josh: Chorizo?

Jon: Man, don't even talk to me about chorizos, I got some serious polish stomach situation going on.

by PhineasGage January 24, 2010

polished

Difinition used on lil jon cd as Some one who's fresh, clean ect.

That girl thinks she polished

by Stacey May 13, 2005

Polish Hand-Cannon

When both fists are inserted into the anus and vaganal area, in a fast, pumping motion.

“Yeah I gave Bekka a Polish Hand-Cannon last night”
“I hope André gives me a Polish Hand-Cannon tonight”

by Booeyy July 11, 2018