Poofter

A passive or emasculated male.

Stop babying him like that! You're going to turn him into a poofter!

by Reed February 17, 2004

polterjoist

The noise a house makes when it is cooling down and you hear what appear to be footsteps upstairs or doors opening.

Matt and Vikkie were sitting in the lounge when they heard footsteps upstairs, don't worry Vikkie said its just a polterjoist.

by Matthew Lowe February 18, 2008

Poltertext

When your phone is on vibrate and you swear you felt it go off but when you look at your phone there's no message.

zzzzz...zzzzz...zzzzzz. Oh a text i'll just check that...Fuck my life! It was a poltertext!

by Alex McGie March 7, 2009

Poster Cock

When you have a poster of a really hot guy on your wall and you're caressing him as if he was a real person, but in reality it's just a poster!

Darlene: "I love this David Beckham poster. I'd tap that. (stroking the poster)"

Suzanne: "Wow, you're really loving that poster cock."

by lastxmas January 19, 2009

poetergeist

A poet of sound and fury

At the poetry reading he performed like a poetergeist.

by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

pooter swank

Free stuff one can salvage and/or steal from a bathroom. i.e. toilet paper, soap, plungers, trash bags, ect.

Check out this sweet pooter swank I got today!! Charmin and hand lotion!!!

by E. E. Goings March 31, 2009

pooter plugger

anal sex with a man.

did you hear what richard did with those two guys? yea, what a pooter plugger

by tennessee digger April 21, 2010