Plood

When a person fecal matter has trace amounts of blood in it.

Ohhh God I just saw blood in my poo, it was a hard plood.

by goskago July 16, 2008

stop, drop, and plop

the act of a runner, during a race or jog, stopping to take a shit on the side of the road or in the bushes, without easy access to a rest room; roadside shit

The Kenyan would have finished the marathon 10 minutes faster if he didn't have to stop, drop, and plop after 10, 15, and 20 miles.

by Petomaine August 1, 2008

Ploon

Someone who is usually fairly intelligent but does something moronic or out of character would be a ploon.

Ryan thought the time was 3am because the clock stopped working even though it was still sunny, what a ploon.

by Mancazza April 4, 2011

ploopy

A word used to describe a girl or woman who has a lot of meat on her bones, but looks good with it. An equal combination of fat and phat.

1.)Lil Kim is looking a little ploopy.
2.) I got a thing for ploopy women.

by Leon88 January 1, 2008

ploopy

the sound that a shit makes as it falls into the abise of your shitter, also a verb

As I bent down to take a shit, i heard the remains fall into my bowl "ploopy," went the shit.

or

Your looking very ploopy today

by jizzyG October 11, 2007

ploof

the excess fat piled above the crotch region

" EW! look at plums ploof!" ( see plum )
" its almost as big as Mrs. Engle's!"

by YOUNG CHRIS GEEZY December 28, 2005

ploopy

ploopy a word commonly used to describe someone's personal need to poo every two minutes

I have a disorder that is called ploopy

by i have ploopy June 13, 2019