plastic birthday

celebrating the person on your fake i.d.'s birthday
"you guys, my plastic birthday's coming up, party?"

"The birthday on my fake id is feb. 16, i'm going to get fucked up under his/her name...it's my plastic birthday"
by sultans_of_pdx February 05, 2010
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plastic emo

another term for scene
happy emo, much more colorful
prep emo
poser?
more dance and hip hop =_=~
emo kid 1: what a poser!
emo kid 2: she's a plastic emo *rolls eyes*
emo kid 3: stop stealing our style! ;_;
by xximnotemoxx May 24, 2010
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waterproof plastic

some sort of material that is non-water absorbent and reflects water on both sides
waterproof plastic is useful when having sex.
by thewaterproofcompany August 19, 2011
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Plastic Avenger

repo man for unpaid for blow-up dolls.
I think I got robbed last night. Either that or it was the Plastic Avenger
by greenmonstahmsn.com July 09, 2010
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plastic mom

(n) A typically surgically altered, pink velour track suit wearing, convertible driving mother. She is usually older and longs for younger days.
Amy Poehler's character in Mean Girls is a "plastic mom."
by sexyqueengoddess69 August 04, 2008
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Plastic Fuck

Being defined- plastic fuck - when
by Sama-123 January 21, 2021
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plastic president

A unique specimen who supposedly calls him/herself president, when in fact the majority of their already limited knowledge comes from Google Searches and Cable news. They have no interest in "intelligence briefings". They have no knowledge of even there own party, and have no knowledge of their history or culture. They used this Party to get to power as it most suited at this time.

Instead of using party faithful for cabinet positions, a Plastic President will fill the halls of power will family, friends from the club and real life representations of DC comics Legion of Doom.

The Plastic President is also remote controlled. Using a repurposed wi remote a "foreign agent" can take control at any given time using the codeword "Please help me skin this bear Vladamir"

Also being plastic makes it easy to wipe pee off after a golden shower.
"MR Putin, The Plastic President in now online and awaiting you orders"

"Please hose down the Plastic President to avoid that longterm sticky feeling we have been getting after such activities "
by Trumper Dumper January 15, 2017
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