Plague Doctor (Plagueism)

Worship him. He is the almighty man.

Boy 1: Did you see that Plague Doctor (Plagueism)?

Boy 2: Yes, we should bow down and worship him
Both: ALMIGHTY PLAGUE DOCTOR! WE WORSHIP YOU!

by PlagueDoctor999 July 29, 2023

The Hague Plague

The Hague Plague, you were stupid to release them. You've gone too far.

You NWO IDIOTS

You SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED US

The Hague Plague is the event which allowed all the right anonymi to coalesce and find eachother to weed out the snakes. COVID 19, murder most foul, the most recent syrup to be designed for bionanochemical control of undesirables. MERS SARS HCOV, they're all mutant science experiments.

by Bl@ckFl@g April 2, 2021

Plague Time Off

When you have been in Quarantine for "x" amount of days from the Covid-19 outbreak, but still need time away from work.

Working from home is great during this pandemic, but I need some Plague Time Off.

by AHJax April 1, 2020

plague date

Dating during a pandemic that requires physical distancing and included virtual dating.

My plague date tonight is live on Zoom

by Jane Glass June 15, 2020

Plague Doctoring

Stuffing a womans private area with herbs and flowers to reduce the odor, similar to how Plague Doctors stuffed their masks to cover the smell of dead bodies.

"I had to do some Plague Doctoring with my date last night".

by Eady The Sweetie September 26, 2025

dildonicly plagued

When someone continuously shows traits being a dildo. Everything they do and say is Dildonic.

You are one dildonicly plagued person.

by Budda 73 December 19, 2014

bubonic plague

said bbiubonic, don't be a peasant, it is believed "the plague" by foolish nomanclature, to be actually trichinosis or dissentary and the only known cause of death for starvation
though it will kill you in highest doses of poison
so there was, shaking posture, darty paranoia and a belief in sycosis giving you power, so plagued 'methhead' classical behaviour, and the tearing of one's own skin

I thought he was a fink he couldn't stop talking about the biubonic plague like we all knew what 'the plague' meant, and like he wanted to say it a bunch, i said "bubonic plague?" and he looked at me and he said, "Obviously.." so whAt?

by Setsuko Kaguya December 11, 2018