bimbonic plague

Overview:

A horrible plague like pheonmena sweeping throuogh the worst fed, worst dresesd, least intelligent, and McD obseesed, country of the known universe, AMERICA.

Scope:

As far as its scope, its like the black plague that afflicted europe way back then. (when they didnt have MTV *gasp*)
It affects mainly the girls of the good 'ole U-S-OV-A.

As far as symtons go its like AIDs, bad.

Effects:

Symtoms include:(but not limited, also list not entirly cataloged, thanks to massive and constant mutation of the plague strains otherwise known as "fads".)

-Exessive blond hair.
-Growth in at least 2 places *cough*
-Developing a condition called: DITz
-Beer belly lmao.
-Part of the dumbing down of america
-Infected Persons: "bimbo"
-Urge to wear shirts 2 sizes to small
-Reason for the size 0 pants.
-Stoopid Stoopid Stoopid
-Gave the color pink a whole new meaning (ITS FUCKING EERYEHERERERERE)
-Pink is the new black and there loving eachother (you never see pink on shirts w/o black)
-Overly dyed, falling out hair.
-167.9% PREP
-the reason Abercrombie is a sucessful company
-Urge to form 'clicks' with other infected persons. (eg: stoopid ppl)
-Hitting annonomously on Rap ppl

Cures:(include)

-Goths
-Breaking a nail
-Not showering for 5 minutes
-the mall being nuked
-College
-Life
-Taxes
-Death
-(death of rich parents)
-Napalm applied to infected persons house
-Week old cloths
-Cell phone bannage! (aka, Ur Cell phone minutes just... got... BELEETE"D!!!!)
-Surgicaly removing the word "like" from said persons english vocabulary(/smallish brain)
-AIM being permenantly BELEETE"D from said persons computer.
-An AIM virus

Known Causes:

-Cheerleading
-Estregen
-teenage yrs
-Rap (pretening thier black actaully almost the exact opposite)

TheDailyShow: Lately the bimbonic plague has been sweeping america.

by Checkov- May 10, 2005

plather

This word is consequent of the word "pessov", however also combines the reality of pure laziness. The genuine definition relates to "Piece of Sh*t", which is derived from the movie "The Siege", where the Arab man screamed "you treat me like a pessov sh*t". Used to describe something bad, unfavorable, or poor, however, without the need to move as many mouth muscles. "Plather" simply roles off the tongue in one smooth motion and can even be abbreviated "pltv".

Wow, he called in late again... what a plather.

by Jaycome June 10, 2008

phagh

Alternate spelling of "fag"

"You are such a phagh"

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

Plagued Doctor

A person that knows the truth about society and knows we are fucked they wear a plague doctor mask to hide their face to be anonymous.

Dude Bob has been acting like a plagued doctor and been shouting in the town for hours

by dang Crow January 11, 2018

Brobrahnic Plague

The Brobrahnic Plague. Usually used in relation to bros in abundance, or in relation to most frat houses. Constant audible usage of the words bro, brah, pussy, fagot, dude, tight, and sick. Beer pong tournaments, afflicted or tapout t-shirts, backwards fitted baseball caps, bud light, and biddies.

"Damn son, it's the mother fucking brobrahnic plague up in this bitch... and look at all these biddies."

by Cobra Machine-gun March 24, 2010

Facebook plagiarism

The act of stealing someone elses status in an atempt to make yourself look cool.

Person #1

What's on your mind...
(Something witty)

Person #2 What's on your mind...
(Something witty that someone else thought off but your to much of a loser to use your own semi retarded brain)

^^^^FACEBOOK PLAGIARISM^^^^

by Ryno777 November 13, 2011

The Album Art Plague

When one spends hours and hours of days adding the album art to their iPod or iPhone because they downloaded music and it didn't come with album artwork.

Then making sure that each album has the appropriate song in the right album.

Symptoms usually include countless hours of sleep loss, drinking dangerous amounts of energy drinks, punching people in the face who question your awesome skills of album arting, urges to smoke meth to stay awake to cure "the plague", then showing off your progress to everyone in sight and making them admire your work before you Falcon Punch them in their jealous face!!

AHHHHHHH!!!! The Album Art Plague has my iCOD feeling like a crack baby in rehab, atleast I only have 600 more songs to do, the 400 i have done only took me a week.

by iCizzle February 28, 2009