pikefight

Several really poor people fighting for a very small amount of money, often found on the ground.

Hobo 1: Oo, a penny!
Hobo 2: It's mine!
Hobo 3: PIKEFIGHT!!

by Nick Cotton January 16, 2004

pikeys

People born in the South-East of London sporting Legoman hair cuts and holding a can of Super-Strength Kestral Lager. Most often seen in the company of Fellow Pikeys and young pregnant girls with bleached hair, orange faces more fake gold than a Tunisian bazzare.

Fuck off you legohaired, lager swilling Pikey and NO I dont want my drive tarmaced and I dont want to buy a 'cheap carpet for me Gran'

by Mmmm October 17, 2003

Piked

Stole. In the manner of a pikey (SCUMMMMMMMMMM!)

We piked this gear from the estate.

by Sarah December 18, 2004

pikeys

Groups of would-be "bad ass" youths who hang around the amusement arcades in dull seaside towns, amusing themselves by threatening much younger children with a beating unless they give them a quid, stealing cuddly toys from toddlers and pulling the old "give us a quid and I'll be your mate for life" routine on anyone smaller and less mouthy than themselves.

Lowestoft is full of fucking pikeys.

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

Pikey Nikey

goods which are bad rip offs of standard brands, usually the preserve of the economically and socially challenged.Such goods are available in any crusty urban market

That violent mugger was dressed in mostly pikey nikey, officer.

by Shane.D June 18, 2008

pikey

pikey do what they want when they want, u mess with em ur whole house gon be gone

some dordy pikey nick me caravan again gon bust dis kid you wait!

by mushyboy December 20, 2020

pikeyfied clothes

Clothes that have dirt, tomato kethcup, beer, wankstains and sweat over them. The result of wearing the same garments several days in a row.

Call the footman! I have pikeyfied my clothes after spending a weekend in Greece and need new ones.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004