ceiling phone

A statement or action so stupid, nonsensical, or completely out of left field that, were you to recieve it as a text message, you would throw your phone at the ceiling.
Out of nowhere he just started fondling the buttons on my jacket, and then winked at me! I just...Ceiling phone!
by gaffthem Two January 20, 2011
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Phone thug

An individual who sends threatening messages over the phone but is not able to fulfill those threats in person. To break it down, their all talk over the phone but when you see them in person, their scared or may even pretend like they didnt say anything lol....scared as fuck!!!
Tiana talking about Shanae from BGC 11 : "she wanna talk on the phone and be a phone thug" LMAO - Prime example
by T0404 December 06, 2013
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cell phone

A device used for looking less alone while in public places by yourself.
My cell phone is like a magical box of universe.
by uncreative name March 28, 2019
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ass phone

when your boss shoves a phone up your ass after you've hacked it and changed the pictures of all his contacts to porn stars
"dude i came into work today and got massive ass phone"
by jb923 January 30, 2018
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phoning the czar

A term that is synonymous with self stimulation of ones penis by ones hand by act of masturbation.
Johnny was spending another night phoning the czar to dirty magazines.
by MattyB0604 September 22, 2015
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phone bin

a bin used in target stores to collect old phones for recycling. it is usually beside the trash cans in target.
can we go to target after school to look for phones in the phone bin?
by dkdkdkdd December 13, 2017
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phone scammers

annoying Indians who call you when doing something important saying you have a virus in there computer, when there just trying to hack you.

God knows why they get paid for calling people and saying shit into a telephone
90% of a time when you call them a Indian scammer or some other shit, they will either hang up or call you a prostitute.
phone scammers are such dicks
by Stouz August 30, 2018
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