A statement or action so stupid, nonsensical, or completely out of left field that, were you to recieve it as a text message, you would throw your phone at the ceiling.
Out of nowhere he just started fondling the buttons on my jacket, and then winked at me! I just...Ceiling phone!
by gaffthem Two January 21, 2011
Get the ceiling phonemug. annoying Indians who call you when doing something important saying you have a virus in there computer, when there just trying to hack you.
God knows why they get paid for calling people and saying shit into a telephone
90% of a time when you call them a Indian scammer or some other shit, they will either hang up or call you a prostitute.
God knows why they get paid for calling people and saying shit into a telephone
90% of a time when you call them a Indian scammer or some other shit, they will either hang up or call you a prostitute.
by Stouz August 30, 2018
Get the phone scammersmug. Similar to the term "fomo" as in fear of missing out, but in the context of feeling left out when looking st social media on ones cellular divice
God damn I have such bad phone-mo right now I wish I was at that party right now that everyone is posting pictures of on Instagram
by Etravels June 20, 2018
Get the Phone-momug. by MattyB0604 November 5, 2015
Get the phoning the czarmug. by uncreative name March 28, 2019
Get the cell phonemug. A phone tool is a Man/Women that is always on the phone to seem inporntant that actually seem like meaningless fucks that kind of look retarted.
Austyn Spaulding: Hey dude why is your dad on the phone so much.
R.J: I have no idea
Austyn Spaulding: He is a totall phone tool
R.J: I have no idea
Austyn Spaulding: He is a totall phone tool
by Austyn Spaulding June 29, 2010
Get the Phone Toolmug. when your boss shoves a phone up your ass after you've hacked it and changed the pictures of all his contacts to porn stars
by jb923 January 29, 2018
Get the ass phonemug.