ceiling phone

A statement or action so stupid, nonsensical, or completely out of left field that, were you to recieve it as a text message, you would throw your phone at the ceiling.

Out of nowhere he just started fondling the buttons on my jacket, and then winked at me! I just...Ceiling phone!

by gaffthem Two January 21, 2011

phone bin

a bin used in target stores to collect old phones for recycling. it is usually beside the trash cans in target.

can we go to target after school to look for phones in the phone bin?

by dkdkdkdd December 13, 2017

Phone-mo

Similar to the term "fomo" as in fear of missing out, but in the context of feeling left out when looking st social media on ones cellular divice

God damn I have such bad phone-mo right now I wish I was at that party right now that everyone is posting pictures of on Instagram

by Etravels June 20, 2018

phone scammers

annoying Indians who call you when doing something important saying you have a virus in there computer, when there just trying to hack you.

God knows why they get paid for calling people and saying shit into a telephone
90% of a time when you call them a Indian scammer or some other shit, they will either hang up or call you a prostitute.

phone scammers are such dicks

by Stouz August 30, 2018

hellular phone

a PHONE that
*never STOps ringing
*DROPS CALLS constantly
*IS OUTDATED
*IS FLOODED WIth calls from UR GF/BF, EX, OR mom, OR (IF UR IN TROUBLE) the cops

wHO JUST CALLED U 8 TIMES?....UH...IT WAS MY MOM SHE finally JUST SENT A TXT THAT SAID WE'RE HAVING macaroni FOR DINNER AND she said dont talk 2 strangers
i have i hellular phone!!!

by XxXnotsoemoXxX April 9, 2008

phoning the czar

A term that is synonymous with self stimulation of ones penis by ones hand by act of masturbation.

Johnny was spending another night phoning the czar to dirty magazines.

by MattyB0604 November 5, 2015

cell phone

A device used for looking less alone while in public places by yourself.

My cell phone is like a magical box of universe.

by uncreative name March 28, 2019