5 Percenter

People who are 5% gay. Usually involving traps, and femboys as the reason for the 5% gayness!

He's a 5 percenter!

by Ghumo August 17, 2018

Ten Percenter

The retard who collects the trollies in the local supermarket, or helps you pack your groceries whilst dribbling into the carrier bag!

'Hey Hey Stand back dude, I think this guy may be drunk'

'Nah, he's just a Ten Percenter, leave him be'

by MongyMax November 22, 2007

One Percenter

When your phone is at one percent but that one percent ends up lasting a real long time

"Wow my phone pulled such a one percenter last night!"

by Nicki Dominates February 15, 2017

nine percenter

Those people who don't quite meet up with the requirements of the 10% rule. (i.e. you have to be ten percent smarter than the object you're working with.)

"That boy is ignorant... a life long nine percenter."

by Big Tweak March 21, 2010

Five Percenter's

It is the elite club of whipped workhorses when sales are down in your industry.

Initiation:

The staff is already too small to cut from, so corporate will take five percent of your pay to offset what they call "loss"

Technically, it's not a loss at all.

Just less profit for those already lining their pockets with your grocery money.

Considered communism.

Everyone could still win, but won't.

CEO: We've had to make a hard decision today. Sales are down. To make up for it, everyone will take a 5% cut in pay until further notice. We will do this as a whole. Everyone is important to the team. We are a company of people. People are our biggest resource. Without our people, we are nothing.

Workhorses: So we're all now five percenter's. At least we still have jobs.

CEO: Fire one person from each market.

Workhorses: What an ass.

by Upperdecker Jay February 16, 2009

Ten percenter

When you have 10% of a boner so it just barley bulges in your pants but is still noticeable.

Man i'm rocking a ten percenter and i don't know what to do with it.

by ComradeHamster February 21, 2015

1 percenter

Somebody who is less than one tenth Indian, Asian, black, Hispanic, or anything else trying to be a part of the club.

Indian guy- You will never be one of us round eyes, you are no red man, you don't belong.

1 percenter-All right gimme that pipe, Ill smoke it, Ill do whatever you want.

Indian guy-I didn't say you could hit this, hitting the pipe doesn't make you one of us. You have to blow up every one of the round eyes bikes to be in the red man club, if you don't do it you get hurt round eyes.

1 percenter-Could I hit the pipe a little before I get started on the bikes? I'm a little nervous.

by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018