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Apple Patch

"I should really shave the ol' apple patch. It looks pretty ridiculous"
by ILookLikeAndreTheGiant April 11, 2009
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boobie patch

inbetween area between fat peoples boobs that is a smelly black pimply area that is disgusting
by aubrey daniels December 13, 2010
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Vag Patch

An industry term for a patch used to cover a woman's vagina when filming a nude scene in which ones' private parts should not be showing, as stated by Emmy Rossum on the March 1st, 2011 episode of Conan.
If I have to take off my underwear for this scene I'm going to need you to get me a vag patch
by xroyalrooterx March 17, 2011
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Sour Patch Troll

It's somebody who trolls on a forum or website, but then later apologizes for their actions and moves along to a different place to do it again. First they're sour, then they're sweet, then they repeat.
The sour patch troll made an obscene post on the forum, but later apologized for it.
by Leetfaction December 9, 2010
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vabbage patch

a vagina that is unshaved.
Dude, I tried going down her pants, but there was a total vabbage patch!
by harry k. December 25, 2007
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Bitch Patch

Tattoo equivalent to tramp stamp but not as slutty looking. Usually also means that the girl is a grade A Bitch.
"Damn check out that girl over there"
"You see that Bitch Patch on her?"
"Yea, what about it?"
"You don't want to mess with her!"
by KHer2 March 30, 2010
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jazz patch

Hipster facial hair style. Facial hair on men (and, rarely, women) often forms an inverted triangle directly beneath the lower lip, while the true beard forms further south. Leaving this small triangle of hair intact while shaving off the hair below it produces a jazz patch. An early popularizer of the style was Frank Zappa (RIP).
He got rid of the goatee; now he's got a jazz patch and some ugly-ass sideburns.
by Barbiste January 14, 2004
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