Patch-Eyed

1:Dumb, stupid, retarded, idiotic, asshole-ish
2:Adjective to describe another bad word

1: You are soo patch-eyed.

2: You patch-eyed bitch!

by EasyD October 10, 2008

Patch bikini

A bikini that consist of a patch attached to both nipples and to the pussy.

Look at Kathy in that hot patch bikini!

by deep blue 2012 December 10, 2009

patch of crazy

Another word for vagina

Heather is such a whore, she cant keep her patch of crazy closed!

by G*bby April 10, 2007

Soul Patch

The now obsolete name for the male facial hair feature now known as a Douche Tag or Dork Tuft.

Historically known also as a Sax Player's Moustache

It consists of a tuft of hair left unshaven just under the lower lip, upper lip and chin are clean shaven.

Sported with and without sideburns of varying ludicrous lengths.

Jeebus! That Soul Patch makes you look like a douche!

by Phineas T July 5, 2009

Cabbage Patch

The pubic hair that grows on the male testicles.

1. Dude that bitch last night put my balls in her mouth. She didn't expect a cabbage patch!

2. I have such a bad cabbage patch that I had to shave it.

3. We all saw his cabbage patch when he went into the shower naked.

by Kralki August 15, 2011

cabbage patch

A Magical place where babies come from.

A child once asked "Mommy can I have a little sister?" and the mother replied," Shhitt, you better take yo ass to the cabbage patch!"

by Gia Crews March 8, 2005

Nut-patch

The common name given to the territorial area of a squirrel, where he/she forages for nuts.

Look at that squirrel dicking about on his Nut-patch

by tarrat March 5, 2011