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Josh Parsons

Weird alcoholic who fights random guys on the street
Person: *breathes*
Josh Parsons: FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT! OUR BATTLE SHALL BE LEGENDARY!!
by JoshParsons October 20, 2020
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day of Pantone

only occurs on tuesday november 10th. the day of Pantone is the absolute shittiest day of the year where the caca vibes are so extreme that everything that happens on this day contribute to the overall terribleness. For example, people spitting everytime they talk, stupid tv shows about cops, people with disproportionate body parts, and stupid tiktok stickers. it’s guaranteed to feel 162% more depressed and disgusted on this day than any other day of the year. day of Pantone looks like if salad fingers had been turned into an omeleto short film. emojis to discrive d.o.P. are 🧦💩👣💛🪖🪰🪨. the colours are a nice between vomit green, mustard yellow, and swampy brown (but not the beautiful swamp of shrek, more like an ugly swamp in a polluted forest).
pp master: “fuck bro, today was the yearly day of Pantone. i ate a mouldy whole grain bagel in a rainy sus alley with rats shitting all over my torn up socks.”
boob brudda: “yeah i know, four creepy homeless men were surrounding me on the bus and one of them had a pet fly in a musty jar that he called tom. man, i fucking hate day if Pantone.”
by ShrexSlave Ogreton November 10, 2020
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Appreciate Your Partner Day (Which is everyday)

December 5th, the day to express your love for that special person in your life. Your babe, your shordy, your hunbun.
"I fucking love you so much" I love Appreciate Your Partner Day (Which is everyday)
by Appreciate Your Partner Day December 5, 2021
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Partnered

"Partnered" is a relationship status prior to engagement. When a person stops dating others (unless the person is polyamorous, which won't be gone into right now) and couples up with another person, a 'serious' relationship, each individual is considered partnered.
Married, Engaged, Partnered, or Single?
by RupertyDoop August 20, 2012
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partynite

partynite is the term used by popular thurgs and hunks when they are going out for a 'large one'. partynites usually involve copious amount of alcohol, hoochies, ballaz, shot callaz, brawlers, trendy hunks and crunkness.
we be up in da clurb 2nite for a partynite
by Don Bishop January 11, 2005
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paeton mcdaniel

Paeton McDaniel Normally 4 foot 7 inches, he will kick kids named konnor butts if you make him mad,he will grow up to be a billionaire, Will not do drugs. Has the best looking girl in the grade, gas the best looking parents and siblings, normally carts the biggest dong.
by Coldsteel_MAC November 7, 2017
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