snot packer

One who engages in nasal sex by sticking his penis into another's nostril.

That orangutan is a snot packer. I feel bad for his mate's nasal passage.

by Cheshirelynx July 30, 2012

Spite-package

After the course of a breakup the other person may demand you send them small inexpensive trinkets of the relationship back. For example: soap, a soap dispenser, cheap shampoo, floss. It's even further enhanced when the package must be mailed due to a long distance breakup. Usually the case when the other person is going to great lengths make the other miserable.

Erin: you better send me the rest of my bathroom items or I will write a letter to your mom.
Dave: whatever
Erin: what do you mean whatever?!
Dave: mailed your spite-package, that'll be $10.99 for shipping.

by Sundown XT June 27, 2014

11-pack

What you bring home from the store when you're really thirsty.

A: Hey, you're back. What did you bring me?
B: Got you an 11-pack of Mountain Dew.
A: You asshole!
B: Dude, it was hot!

by CardenB666 March 4, 2015

Cabbage Packing

When a man packs his penis inside a cabbage patch doll and after he ejaculates he pulls out and cooks the baby doll in the microwave and eats it.

After a long day of work lonely Mike preformed Cabbage Packing to relieve some stress.

by Luvbbbb May 27, 2015

fanny packer

A person(s) who packs things in their ass like a fanny pack

Pretty sure that guy Bobby is a fanny packer

by Theslippyone November 19, 2017

glitter packet

Used for a G (gram) of Marijuana

Serena: “Hey becky, i have 10 dollars, do you have a glitter packet on you?”

Becky: “Yeah i’ll sell you the glitter packet after class.”

by Serena Watson February 13, 2018

Todd Packer

Everyone’s favorite jerk/pervert from The Office. He has a bad influence on Michael Scott, who loves him. However, everyone else is still salty at him for lacing their cupcakes

Todd Packer! Stop humping Michael while he’s under the desk!

by Owuhpug July 6, 2018