pissbug

Monstrous creatures that crawl up your urethra when you piss the bed.

"Don't piss yourself tonight or else the pissbugs are gonna get you"

by Looseteens February 25, 2024

pissbob

A phrase used by Rust players (generally 15 and under) who want to feel superior to someone. Used to discredit someone's relevance. Anyone who says this is below average intelligence and probably from Australia.

That guy is a pissbob random. He's a no-name. No mutuals.

by neverabsolute June 24, 2024

Pissbomb

A pissbomb is pretty self-explanitory... It is when one tends to let an animal defrost for around 24-36 hours instead of the more commonly followed rule of 48 hours. We all have that one friend who tends to be a F*CKING idiot and pull the deer carcus outside of the walk-in fridge instead of letting that b*tch simmer!!!! Like cmon dude! Have some feel! Yea, Jeremy, I'm talking about you buddy!!!! Thats why Sheryl left you!

Way to go Fred, you jumped the gun again on defrosting the Zebra. We're gonna have to go on an expidetion again thanks to you, way to be a Pissbomb!

by JohnCheddarFogGuy December 5, 2024

pissbuttbaby swabbing

the action of taking a cotton swab and gathering a sample of a woman's genital excretions and inserting the swab into the anal cavity of a male or female. The swab must puncture the intestine of the receiver which the receiver will be gooning. after a condom filled with piss of which will be frozen is inserted into the receiver's anal cavity. Inside the anal cavity, the female excretion and the urine will mix and make a piss baby that will shat out and be forced to learn calculus.

My mistress and I partake in some intense pissbuttbaby swabbing from time to time. And I beat my piss butt baby when they don't complete their calculus pisswork.

by The pissbuttbaby lover January 1, 2025

Pissburnt

When a girl turns 30 her pussy has had so much piss go through it that it no longer tastes like pussy there for pissburnt

Man I was eating my new girl out and she was pissburnt

by Welderguy325 January 6, 2025

Pissbidet

The act of using one's own stream of urine, usually while standing or squatting in a shower, to aimfully spray and cleanse one’s own anus, typically as a makeshift alternative to a bidet or toilet paper.

"Ran out of bog roll, so I had to go full pissbidet in the toilet."

by OisínsLeftTestical July 16, 2025

pissbird

someone who keeps spamming people on social media

pissbird: @pingas is a pdf
pingas: the only pdf I have seen is your court order

by nyagpt October 27, 2025