prison Jesus

“Ones whom looks like a “prison” Jesus”

By golly Mr buddle, you look like prison Jesus!

by COLEPEDERSON November 4, 2022

Butt Prison

Magnum condom-shaped meat locker in your nethers for storing copious amounts of nacho-induced, noxious hot ass gas. See also: Prison Wallet, Gas Chamber, Fart Factory.

Bill: Dude, what is that smell?
Bill’s Friend: Sorry man. Just couldn’t hold that fart in my butt prison any longer.

by Cheese Furburgers April 26, 2021

prison candy

Someone who is a victim of/ or repeat target for rape and manipulation in prison, or within society at large.

Stop bending over for the man you piece of shit prison candy.

by Charlie Amherst December 8, 2013

Prison Rich

To possess vast quantities of something that has very little actual monetary value, similar to if someone possessed a large quantity of cigarettes in prison.

Jack didn't have much money, but he was prison rich in happy meal toys.

by chloe1733 September 13, 2011

prison print

An amateur tattoo, typically done with cassette deck components depicting initials, sudo tribal, scorpion or other reptile imagery. Outlines of tattoos are inconsistent, rarely shaded, and poorly placed. Most importantly the tattoo is applied from the artists point of view.

“Aint you got some G-Unit to cover that prison print?”

by the kevlar August 14, 2008

prison date

A euphemism mainly used in prisons used to mean the act of male masterbation

Harry's going to the showers early probably on a prison date

by Mr dranal September 24, 2017

prison purse

The b-hole, anus, a-hole especially when used for smuggling purposes.

Be careful if you smoke Chacos cigs. He keeps them in his prison purse.

by Cowboyboot July 31, 2011