porcelain appointment

Urgently needing to use the Bathroom ( Toilet )

"Hey John are you free to go over next months budget? " , "Sorry Kate, I actually have an urgent Porcelain Appointment/ Meeting/Conference Call in 2 minutes.

by Plonker___ July 5, 2023

porcelain challenge

A challenge that involves grinding up your parent's antique china into a fine powder and snorting it like cocaine.

The porcelain challenge is a TikTok challenge.

by 234756 October 2, 2022

porcelain rabbit

A word used in the risk of rain 2 community to describe ideas that are badly thought out/ dont work well for the game. this term was created after a terrible idea using the word as its name.

nah that's a porcelain rabbit though

by Distilled Dreams August 10, 2024

Porcelain Seeker

Another phrase for an asshole, brown eye, poop chute, taint hole, butthole, anus, bead holder, etc.

How's your porcelain seeker feeling after those carolina reapers Jimmy?

by Suhycide January 25, 2019

Porcelain Toboggan

When a male is seated on the toilet taking a shit and the female sits on his lap. No penetration is involved. For the penetrative definition, see Porcelain Pilot.

After eating a nice meal and then taking quite a long time in the bathroom my girlfriend wanted to porcelain toboggan.

by Thinkerstein December 2, 2025

Porcelain Challenge

The name for the challenge of grinding up china to make a power, that is snorted like cocaine. From tiktok.

He really aced the porcelain challenge, did your see the video last night?

by beanbag chair October 2, 2022

The Porcelain Challenge

A tiktok challenge in which people grind fine china into a fine powder and snort it. It is extremely harmful, and at least 6 known people have been injured from it. Not only is it harmful to the body, but it also destroys antique, expensive china.

Person 1: Have you heard of the Porcelain Challenge?
Person 2: Yeah! Someone in my kid’s school did it. I can’t believe these kids are doing someone so stupid.

by Banana_Human October 3, 2022