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Politically transmitted disease

A highly objectionable political or social view or affiliation held by a previously compassionate and socially conscious person after a prolonged, sexual relationship with an ultra-conservative individual. Abbr: PTD.
Shamona was pretty cool until she started sleeping with that neo-con Nigel and picked up that politically transmitted disease... now she's uncomfortable unless she's surrounded by people of pallor.

When he said he was D & D free, I thought that included PTDs. Now I find out he's been a greedy pig ever since he got married to Lauren.

Wtf, you belong to the NRA? Politically transmitted diseases are worse than chlamydia, dude!
by rubricguy March 19, 2010
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politically correct (conservative)

Contrary to popular conservative belief, political correctness is not a solely left-wing phenomenon.
politically correct (conservative)

Examples of conservative correctness:

frankfurters became "hot dogs" during world war I

french fries became freedom fries in 2003

David Horowitz's "Academic Bill of Rights"

attempts to "teach the controversy" by creationists in biology courses, and global warming deniers in environmental science courses

Any number of campaigns against plays or films, such as Life of Brian or Jesus Christ Superstar, on the grounds that they are "offensive to Christians;" conservative Catholic groups are particularly fond of this tactic

Encouragement of anti-gay activists to eschew the words "gay" and "homosexual" in favor of such phrases as "unnatural vice" and "anti-Christian"

Global warming deniers whining about being called "deniers." They prefer the term "skeptic."

"Enhanced interrogation techniques"

"Homicide bombing"

Atheist billboards are seen as insensitive to Christians.

Republicans changing the names of committees in the House of Representatives to change "labor" to "workforce" and remove any mention of "civil rights"

Free speech zones

The Dixie Chicks causing controversy by criticizing George Bush

ward churchill getting blasted to high heavens for insulting innocent americans (although this was definitely justified)

The whole fox news "war on christmas" nonsense

Conservatives
are just as PC as liberals!
by Submitters of Words December 11, 2011
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Political humanist

Noun

an outlook or system of thought attaching prime importance to equality among all races, religions and economic standing rather than religious ideology or political and financial gain . Political humanist beliefs stress the potential value and goodness of human beings, emphasise common human needs, and seek solely rational ways of solving human problems.
by Wake minded gowk July 23, 2016
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politician

Not just a person whose basically more trouble than they're worth, corrupt and evil, but they're also literally a fine representation of everything that's currently wrong with the world.

"Money", "Notoriety", and "Power", as well "Themselves" are the ONLY things that Politicians care about. Because they're professional liars, they'll do whatever it takes to get these things.

In addition, Politicians pretend to "care" about less fortunate people or "support" charities, just so they can lie to them and manipulate them or take advantage of them, as well as wrongfully raising taxes to line their pockets, or even passing biased and hypocritical laws that only suits THEM, but not SOCIETY, that don't even make the slightest bit of sense.

Another thing with Politicians, is when bad things happen in the world, they point the finger of blame at whoever they want, just to cause problems.
Politicians are corrupt, evil, and greedy.
by ChrisMBurdick July 12, 2016
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Political arguments

A competition to see who throw the most shit at their opponent in a given time period.
Political arguments are great!
by Person80 February 26, 2017
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political synergy

Collusion - secret or illegal cooperation or conspiracy, especially in order to cheat or deceive others.
The Trump campaign offerred political synergy with the Russian government.
by Katthew December 7, 2018
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Political Simp

A Political simp is a someone who posts something political to gain bias from a group of people
EX:

**Company Posts Black Square**
Jimmy~ Omg X is being such a Political Simp

EX #2:

**White Girl Posts Black Square**
YEEYEE~ This bitch a liberal YEET
by M80 Gaming June 16, 2020
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