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Plopster

Derived from the well-known aquatic shelf animal, lobster, the plopster has many identical attributes as the lobster like an external skeleton, however the plopster's outer skeleton is completely composed of shit. The plopster like the lobster is eaten in several different cultures, only unlike the lobster which is usually eaten as a main course, the plopster is eaten for dessert.
My shit has claws, it looks like a plopster.
by scottdewlap May 13, 2009
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alco-plops

After a night of drinking disgustingly cheap and rubbish alcopops, and various other mixtures of alcoholic drinks. The runny poo that follows in the morning. See also, Beeriod.
"Georgie, get out of the toilet I have to release some alco-plops"

"Mum get a towel I just shit my bed"
by Mike Raphael May 9, 2007
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ploppy

A "ploppy" is defined as a poor to typical blackjack player. A ploppy harbors many false beliefs about the game, and through those beliefs he actually sometimes causes or enables the casino to make the game tougher to win at. Ploppies also tend to make blackjack a more intimidating game to play than necessary.
That ploppy keeps taking even money against an ace- he's practically giving away his money! I guess the casinos need to make money off of somebody.
by Blackjack Genius March 12, 2013
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ploppin' smellies

Where's Eric?
He's in the restroom ploppin' smellies.
by onewhopoops June 28, 2009
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harry plopper

U can take spider pig with you

He's not spider pig anymore he's harry plopper
by dj-donny January 9, 2009
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Plopping

After two men docked (The act of placing the head of one's penis inside the foreskin of another's penis).

The men can now perform Plopping. The act of pulling apart the penises and creating a Plop noise.
What's that noise? - Oh it's just james and peter plopping ..
by JANNE BANAN October 18, 2010
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Ploptions

When faced with only undesireable choices or options, these choices or options are called ploptions.
So, your ploptions are: certain death or certain death.
by Cocoperere January 3, 2010
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