Optimus Prime

The Fucking MAN!

Optimus Prime burned down an orphanage while eating beef jerky and cutting down the rain forrests. Then some femminists came up to him and started their bitching, so he starting punting them across the yard. Then he went to a feminists meeting and started shooting them with lazers that came out of his eyes and making then run back to their men for protection since women are weak. Then his gf started bitching him so he slapper her upside the head and she cooked him some dinner.

by The fucking man. February 6, 2004

optimus prime

Leader of the Autobots, Someone who is an unstoppable dynamo in a multiplayer game.

That fuggin' motha' fugga' neva' fuggin' DIES!!!!! AAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!!

by Daren Ebacher November 22, 2004

optimista

is an outlook on life with a Latin twist. One maintains a view of the world as a positive place.

Opposite:
Pessimista

Tia was being optimista that she would find the perfect dress for her sister's wedding

by Tia&Chele April 22, 2008

Octimoron

Used when describing and individual that is 8 different kinds of stupid.

That fool is an octimoron.

by THEYCALLMESAUL August 7, 2017

Sharing the Optimism

“Sharing the optimism” is the act at which you show your love and gratitude, towards your friends, family or acquaintances when horrifically stoned. This is usually followed by “love hugs”

Because the barer of good news is so overwhelmed they usually burst into hysterics.

“Nancy, our 2 hour conversation about life and previous partners has brought us so close together, I fucking love you!”

“Chris your fucking mashed LOL calm down sharing the optimism”

by Dodgerx1 June 28, 2009

Optimization

Taking something complicated apart, planning to make it better; Attempting to improve something (usually electronic).

I was doing optimization on a PSP and ended up wrecking it more than it originally was.

by SHAREtheEXPIRIENCE July 9, 2011

Optimus Prime

The leader of the transformers

Optimus Prime? He's jewish? ~ Peter

by WeinerMuncher January 25, 2004